02-20-2013, 10:04 AM
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  • Howler
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The Dream and The Psychiatrist
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I had the strangest dream last night," Morris was
telling his psychiatrist.

"I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me,
I noticed that she had your face. As you can imagine, I found
this very disturbing. In fact, I woke up immediately and
couldn't get back to sleep.

I just lay there in bed waiting for morning to come, and then I
got up, drank a Coke, and came right over here for my
appointment I thought you could help me explain the meaning of
this strange dream."

The psychiatrist was silent for a moment before responding:
"A Coke? That's a breakfast?"

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 02-20-2013, 10:11 AM
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  • Agravic
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 02-20-2013, 10:18 AM
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  • slantman
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I love it.

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 02-20-2013, 10:21 AM
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Funny. It sounds like Woody Allen.

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 02-20-2013, 11:00 AM
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  • Johnny
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Funny. Reminds me of my mother-in-law. She use to have a Coke for breakfast every morning.

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 02-20-2013, 02:38 PM
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(02-20-2013, 11:00 AM)Johnny Wrote: Funny. Reminds me of my mother-in-law. She use to have a Coke for breakfast every morning.

Biggrin Only you could come up with an answer like that, Johnny!

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 02-20-2013, 06:58 PM
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  • freddy
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Coke at anytime is barfable.

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