03-20-2013, 04:00 AM
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in the Force!

Chuck Norris has shaved off his beard! Wonder what gear he used?

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 03-20-2013, 04:10 AM
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fusion Biggrin

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 03-20-2013, 04:14 AM
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  • daccpa
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Diamond tipped chain saw.

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 03-20-2013, 04:15 AM
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waxing?

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 03-20-2013, 04:44 AM
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  • ben74
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No razor could shave Chuck Norris, the beard must have fallen off during a roundhouse kick...

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 03-20-2013, 05:21 AM
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  • Shaun
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Ladies depilatory cream.

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 03-20-2013, 05:54 AM
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Razor equipped Total Gym.

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 03-20-2013, 06:47 AM
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I bet he shaves like Superman!

[Image: superman%20shaving.jpg]

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 03-20-2013, 07:43 AM
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(03-20-2013, 04:10 AM)tonsorius Wrote: fusion Biggrin

As in atomic fusion, right? Biggrin

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 03-20-2013, 09:04 AM
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(03-20-2013, 07:43 AM)reyrascon Wrote:
(03-20-2013, 04:10 AM)tonsorius Wrote: fusion Biggrin

As in atomic fusion, right? Biggrin

of course Thumbup

   

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 03-20-2013, 09:27 AM
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  • Johnny
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Who's Chuck Norris and who cares?Biggrin

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 03-20-2013, 10:18 AM
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(03-20-2013, 09:27 AM)Johnny Wrote: Who's Chuck Norris and who cares?Biggrin

Obviously Johnny is suffering amnesia as a result of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. I wish you a speedy recovery Johnny! Laughing1

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 03-20-2013, 02:06 PM
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(03-20-2013, 09:27 AM)Johnny Wrote: Who's Chuck Norris and who cares?Biggrin
Exactly. Biggrin

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 03-20-2013, 02:44 PM
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(03-20-2013, 02:06 PM)freddy Wrote:
(03-20-2013, 09:27 AM)Johnny Wrote: Who's Chuck Norris and who cares?Biggrin
Exactly. Biggrin

Wow, Chuck's been busy. He got freddy too!

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 03-20-2013, 04:34 PM
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He's an actor. A lot of folk think he's real. My brother is an actor; he did an anti-ancer smoking advert on TV and my aunt, who saw it (he was depicted lying in a hospital bed on the verge of death) said to me "That's James?" I replied, cautiously, "Um, yes..." and she said: "He's not looking very well, is he?"

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 03-20-2013, 05:20 PM
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  • daccpa
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Ohh gentlemen, Chuck is so much more than an actor. Yes he can beat up Steven Segal, James Bond and Bruce Lee with one eyeball tied behind his back. But does that make him heartless and cold. Well maybe yes.

Imagine a man that can laugh at the sight of a Bengal tiger chasing down and killing a young gazelle, or never even changes his countenance while having his chest waxed.

I assure you gentlemen, I have it on good authority that the pictorial illustration in the next printing of the Oxford dictionary will be the placement of a photo of Chuck Norris next to the word "testosterone".

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 03-20-2013, 05:32 PM
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I have no use for a man who has no use for people who disagree with him. He never scored a dime off me and never will. I mean this with all respect.

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 03-20-2013, 07:54 PM
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(03-20-2013, 05:32 PM)Michael G Wrote: I have no use for a man who has no use for people who disagree with him. He never scored a dime off me and never will. I mean this with all respect.

+1. In a truly free society there should be no room for hatred, but every room available and open to open-minded people.

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 03-21-2013, 01:55 AM
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And so, onwards. Biggrin

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 03-21-2013, 03:08 AM
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You guys know about this site?
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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