04-24-2013, 02:38 AM
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Hi lads, Geordie Sam here,
I recently asked my partner "where she would like to go for this years holiday"? she said "how about somewhere she'd never been before" I said "try the ******* kitchen"
Geordie Sam.

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 04-24-2013, 03:47 AM
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 04-24-2013, 04:37 AM
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Sounds like the time the ex and I were supposed to go to her parents for supper at 8pm. I came home from the bar at 9:30pm . She was fuming mad and said "you're late". I replied " This isn't late. I'll show you late". I turned around and went back to the bar and came home at 1am.

It's odd how they just don't appreciate good humor! All my friends at the bar thought it was brilliantly funny.

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