06-22-2013, 10:54 AM
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Hi lads,Geordie Sam here,
this fella go's for a few pints with his mates and get's so drunk he pukes up all over his best suit jacket,his pal say's to him "don't worry about it,just put a £20 note in your top pocket and tell your wife some drunken arsehole bumped into you and did this, and gave you the money by way of an apology and to pay for any dry cleaning".
"Good idea" says the chap,the next morning his wife say's to him "your suits ruined,you've been sick all over it, NO says the man, and go's on to explain about the "drunken man" and the £20 note,"well" say's his wife "he should have made it £40, co's he's shat in your trousers as well".Wink

Geordie Sam.

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 06-22-2013, 11:21 AM
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Funny enough to make me laugh.

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