07-04-2013, 07:37 AM
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  • Johnny
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One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.

Teacher: What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny: I would want a wife like the moon...
Teacher: Wow !! What a choice...do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon?
Johnny: No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.

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 07-04-2013, 07:44 AM
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  • freddy
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Laughing1 Johnny, I sure hope your wife wasn't looking over your shoulder as you were posting this. 24

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 07-04-2013, 07:48 AM
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  • Johnny
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Oh, she has seen it. She is the one who sent it to me. Biggrin

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 07-04-2013, 07:52 AM
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Ahh, the joys of retirement! Biggrin
Thanks for the post, my friend!

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 07-04-2013, 08:43 AM
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  • slantman
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Too funny Johnny.

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 07-04-2013, 02:37 PM
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  • OldDog23
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 07-04-2013, 08:49 PM
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  • Agravic
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Nice one, Johnny! Biggrin

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 07-04-2013, 09:28 PM
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Very honest words Smile

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 07-04-2013, 10:38 PM
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 07-05-2013, 04:22 AM
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  • Michel
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GreatBiggrin

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 07-05-2013, 04:33 AM
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  • Striky
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Good one Biggrin

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 07-05-2013, 05:40 AM
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Where's my like button?


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