07-26-2013, 05:36 PM
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Post your favorite, I will start us off.

"I spent half my money on wine and boats. The rest I wasted."

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 07-26-2013, 07:13 PM
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  • Johnny
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Not so much a quote, but a toast a good friend of mine use to make to the ladies when we were having drinks at the pub.

Here's to the one's that will;

Here's to the one's that won't;

But not to the one's that say they will;

And later decide they won't Cheers

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 07-27-2013, 02:42 AM
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I have six locks on my front door,I lock every other one,no matter how long a burglar stands there picking them,he's always locking three.
Sam.

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 07-27-2013, 06:15 AM
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  • freddy
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It is better to light a candle than to curse the dark.

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 07-27-2013, 06:17 AM
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  • Agravic
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KISS : keep it simple stupid.

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 07-27-2013, 10:49 AM
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Animal House

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 07-27-2013, 11:53 AM
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"Many intelligence reports in war are contradictory; even more are false, and most are uncertain."
- Carl von Clausewitz

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 07-27-2013, 02:42 PM
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Always do sober what you say you'll do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Hemingway

PS - that's how I ended up with my tattoo Facepalm

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 07-27-2013, 02:49 PM
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(07-27-2013, 02:42 PM)for my son Wrote: Always do sober what you say you'll do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Hemingway

PS - that's how I ended up with my tattoo Facepalm

We NOW NEED to KNOW what it is.
Sam.

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 07-27-2013, 03:06 PM
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  • freddy
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(07-27-2013, 02:49 PM)geordie sam Wrote:
(07-27-2013, 02:42 PM)for my son Wrote: Always do sober what you say you'll do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Hemingway

PS - that's how I ended up with my tattoo Facepalm

We NOW NEED to KNOW what it is.
Sam.

Sam, NO WE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!! Rolleyes

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 07-27-2013, 03:06 PM
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(07-27-2013, 02:49 PM)geordie sam Wrote:
(07-27-2013, 02:42 PM)for my son Wrote: Always do sober what you say you'll do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Hemingway

PS - that's how I ended up with my tattoo Facepalm

We NOW NEED to KNOW what it is.
Sam.

it's some tribal thing between my shoulder blades. I was in University at the time and was jacked from years of weightlifting, and waterskiing everyday as a kid. I was running my mouth for weeks about getting inked, so one morning my roommates woke me up and I had to put up or shut up.
15 years later I'm debating spending more money getting it removed. All I can say is lesson learned.

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 07-27-2013, 06:12 PM
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“When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.”

― Frank Sinatra

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 07-27-2013, 06:19 PM
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"I can resist anything except temptation."

- Oscar Wilde

It's well-known and over-quoted, but I still like it.

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 07-27-2013, 06:50 PM
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Maybe not appreciated by some, but maybe...

If you're on your back, look up.

Or, if it's too hard to stand... kneel.

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 07-27-2013, 07:19 PM
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The opinion of 10,000 men is of no value if none of them know anything about the subject.
- Marcus Aurelius -

Numbers never lie, but you can usually get them to say anything you want.

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
-Bernard Baruch

"Intelligence is limited...stupidity is infinite!"
- Albert Einstein


The most dangerous words...
Hey! Watch this!

and now, my favorite...
A man may be a fool and not know it...but not if he is married.


more from my website here

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 07-27-2013, 08:13 PM
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The dangers in life are infinite, and safety is among them.

Goethe

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 07-28-2013, 01:18 AM
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"Women,you can't live with them,you can't live with them".
(NO typo,by the way)
Sam.

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 07-28-2013, 02:20 AM
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"Women,,...Salt of the Earth"

~Brooke

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 07-28-2013, 04:46 PM
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  • OldDog23
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"there are 3 kinds of lies....lies, damned lies, and statistics."

Mark Twain, supposedly quoting Benjamin Disraeli....
here, attributed to Courtney, in 1895==> http://www.twainquotes.com/Statistics.html

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 07-28-2013, 05:32 PM
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"The most serious dangers for American freedom and the American way of life do not come from without."

~ Ludwig Von Mises

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