07-31-2013, 06:50 AM
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  • Johnny
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There was a bit of confusion at the True Value Hardware this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said to me, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to our local newspaper about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out that she was telling me how to run my credit card through the reader!

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! Biggrin

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 07-31-2013, 07:02 AM
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Laughing1

I can't fault your response Johnny. You did just as instructed. Winky

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 07-31-2013, 07:03 AM
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  • Agravic
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My word, Johnny ... I actually believed the first part as I was reading your post the first time ... Tongue

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 07-31-2013, 07:29 AM
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(07-31-2013, 07:03 AM)Agravic Wrote: 24

My word, Johnny ... I actually believed the first part as I was reading your post the first time ... Tongue

Me too Laughing1Laughing1Laughing1Laughing1

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 07-31-2013, 08:06 AM
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I always enjoy CLEVER word play,and THIS IS CLEVER WORD PLAY.
Sam.

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 07-31-2013, 08:16 AM
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  • freddy
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Next time you might want to consider going hunting with a bow and arrow. Laughing1 24 Laughing1 24

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 07-31-2013, 08:19 AM
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  • Moosey
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That's just priceless!!!

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 07-31-2013, 12:04 PM
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  • Grumpy
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LOL - And it was not even a Senior Moment.

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 07-31-2013, 03:31 PM
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  • OldDog23
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 07-31-2013, 06:38 PM
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 08-01-2013, 06:12 PM
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Should have dropped your trousers and said "Its not loaded",,... "Yet"!

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