08-10-2013, 11:28 AM
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  • Howler
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seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!"

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 08-10-2013, 12:21 PM
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That's a good one, Brad. I've sent it to my wife, a blonde....

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 08-10-2013, 04:38 PM
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  • ben74
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 08-10-2013, 05:00 PM
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  • Agravic
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Haha! Very nice ... Biggrin

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 08-10-2013, 09:43 PM
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i was afraid to say i laughed at that! Blush

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 08-11-2013, 07:25 AM
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  • TheMonk
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Biggrin

I love this type of humor, which in Portugal are called "secas", meaning "dry jokes"!

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 08-11-2013, 10:14 AM
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Nice laugh I had - I currently date two women, both are blondes and both don't know a clue about football Biggrin

I miss Geordie Sams comments in here - he would be all over this one for sure Cool

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 08-12-2013, 10:26 AM
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  • freddy
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Brad, I'm not a football fan at all and I laughed out loud. 24

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 08-15-2013, 02:48 AM
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It travels well across the "pond", I get it.
Jack.

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 08-15-2013, 05:35 AM
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  • RedRocks
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I told it to my wife - she didn't get it. She's usually blonde, but went redhead last month!

~Frank

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