09-13-2013, 06:08 PM
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  • Johnny
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  • Wausau, Wisconsin, USA
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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans...

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.

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 09-13-2013, 06:55 PM
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  • Agravic
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  • Pennsylvania, USA
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Haha ... nice one, Johnny! Smile

I often wonder if it's the chaotic pace here in the USA that also plays a significant role though ... Confused

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 09-13-2013, 08:10 PM
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Laughing1 Good one Johnny!

Good thing I am an English-speaking, French-born, Canadian-residing Portuguese! Biggrin

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 09-13-2013, 08:36 PM
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  • beartrap
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Celestino, with this history you'll live forever Biggrin

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 09-14-2013, 03:17 AM
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  • freddy
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It just goes to prove the old adage, Johnny: All things in moderation (with the exception of ice cream, of course Biggrin ).

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 09-14-2013, 05:34 AM
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  • Johnny
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  • Wausau, Wisconsin, USA
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Glad to hear you say that Freddy as a Hot Fudge Sundae is on the menu. Biggrin

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 09-14-2013, 07:48 AM
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LOL Love It!

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 09-14-2013, 09:38 AM
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  • Grumpy
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Gotta Love It.

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