12-10-2013, 03:51 PM
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  • Teddyboy
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1] Your annoying brother-in-law decides to get into wetshaving so you send him a puck of Caswell-Massey.
2] You are alone on a business trip with no means of communication, and no witness and you finally get Mystic Water to produce a stable protective lather.
3] Your girlfriend breaks up with you when you return from Italy and you tell her "I picked up a couple of Vitos; and it wasn't even that expensive!"
4] You think Valobra Fougere was a Mafia don.
5] When you feel a guest has overstayed his welcome, you place an Arko stick under his pillow.
...and then,
6] It's winter time in your sub-tropical environs, and you satisfy your need for snowball fights by hurling gobs of 3P at your neighbors.
7] You start the Martin de Candre Scholarship at your local barber school.
8] You will not Haslinger's with ewe's milk because if you nick yourself, your shave immediately becomes non-kosher.

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 12-10-2013, 03:53 PM
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  • Agravic
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Priceless ... Laughing1

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 12-10-2013, 09:14 PM
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Very nice, Ted! Biggrin

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 12-10-2013, 09:16 PM
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  • beartrap
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You gotta do all of them! Can't wait for the next one Biggrin

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 12-11-2013, 04:01 AM
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  • Macko
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You bring Mystic Water on a business trip? Wink

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 12-11-2013, 05:27 AM
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Pigs fly.

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 12-11-2013, 09:10 AM
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Laughing1 Now, that's funny! Also, why cell phones have cameras!

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 12-12-2013, 09:35 AM
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 12-12-2013, 02:12 PM
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  • Howler
  • A calamophile and vintage razor lover
  • Fort Smith AR
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Too funny!!

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 12-12-2013, 06:31 PM
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There is no such thing as too many soaps.

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 12-12-2013, 09:21 PM
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(12-12-2013, 06:31 PM)wingdo Wrote: There is no such thing as too many soaps.

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If you have an excess of only one brand of soap, does that count as too many as it is just ONE brand! Angel

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 12-15-2013, 06:56 AM
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Here is one:

1. You look at the pucks and decide, "I'll never use them all up - I am going to start using them to wash my hands."

(A friend of mine, a c-l-o-s-e friend of mine has done this. Ahem.)

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