12-10-2013, 03:51 PM
  • Teddyboy
  • Guilty, with an explanation
  • NYC
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1] Your annoying brother-in-law decides to get into wetshaving so you send him a puck of Caswell-Massey.
2] You are alone on a business trip with no means of communication, and no witness and you finally get Mystic Water to produce a stable protective lather.
3] Your girlfriend breaks up with you when you return from Italy and you tell her "I picked up a couple of Vitos; and it wasn't even that expensive!"
4] You think Valobra Fougere was a Mafia don.
5] When you feel a guest has overstayed his welcome, you place an Arko stick under his pillow.
...and then,
6] It's winter time in your sub-tropical environs, and you satisfy your need for snowball fights by hurling gobs of 3P at your neighbors.
7] You start the Martin de Candre Scholarship at your local barber school.
8] You will not Haslinger's with ewe's milk because if you nick yourself, your shave immediately becomes non-kosher.

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 12-10-2013, 03:53 PM
  • Agravic
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  • Pennsylvania, USA
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Priceless ... Laughing1

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 12-10-2013, 09:14 PM
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Very nice, Ted! Biggrin

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 12-10-2013, 09:16 PM
  • beartrap
  • Resident Цирюльник
  • Southern California
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You gotta do all of them! Can't wait for the next one Biggrin

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 12-11-2013, 04:01 AM
  • Macko
  • Senior Member
  • Virginia
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You bring Mystic Water on a business trip? Wink

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 12-11-2013, 05:27 AM
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Pigs fly.

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 12-11-2013, 09:10 AM
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Laughing1 Now, that's funny! Also, why cell phones have cameras!

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 12-12-2013, 09:35 AM
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 12-12-2013, 02:12 PM
  • Howler
  • A calamophile and vintage razor lover
  • Fort Smith AR
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Too funny!!

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 12-12-2013, 06:31 PM
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There is no such thing as too many soaps.

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 12-12-2013, 09:21 PM
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(12-12-2013, 06:31 PM)wingdo Wrote: There is no such thing as too many soaps.

If you have an excess of only one brand of soap, does that count as too many as it is just ONE brand! Angel

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 12-15-2013, 06:56 AM
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Here is one:

1. You look at the pucks and decide, "I'll never use them all up - I am going to start using them to wash my hands."

(A friend of mine, a c-l-o-s-e friend of mine has done this. Ahem.)

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