12-11-2013, 12:45 AM
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  • Teddyboy
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1] You realize that a Gillette Trac II is not a double edge razor.
2] Your wife angrily confronts you after reading an email from a fellow Nookian that says, "I've found a real honey for you, a New Improved Bostonian in great shape and she still has all of her teeth!"
3] You demonstrate that the Progress is a great razor by changing a Chihuahua into a Mexican Hairless in front of relatives.
4] You are overheard telling a fellow wetshaver on the telephone "I don't have a Futur, I don't want a Futur, to hell with the Futur!," which is followed by the sound of dishes crashing in the kitchen.
5] You make it a point to clarify that an aggressive shaver is not some barber in Brooklyn, NY.
6] You travel with a bakelite Fasano slant so as to not set off metal detectors.
7] You convince people that a Weber is a mild razor by offering to use it to circumcise your newborn son, and you're not even Jewish.
8] You carry an R41 as a means of self-defense. (The 2011 model of course).
9] You show your wife your new Superspeed, and she coolly says "Great, another thing you're gonna be fast at?"

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 12-11-2013, 01:39 AM
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  • Agravic
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Haha ... love it! Biggrin

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 12-11-2013, 06:02 AM
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Just "Wow," Ted. You should have your own late night show!

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 12-11-2013, 08:02 AM
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  • slantman
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I smell comedy clubBadger

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 12-11-2013, 09:20 AM
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(12-11-2013, 12:45 AM)Teddyboy Wrote: 9] You show your wife your new Superspeed, and she coolly says "Great, another thing you're gonna be fast at?"

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 12-11-2013, 10:11 AM
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Very nice! Biggrin

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 12-11-2013, 01:30 PM
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  • Doc
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Very good BiggrinBiggrin

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 12-12-2013, 09:31 AM
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 12-14-2013, 01:55 PM
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  • DaveL
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Those are really great!

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 12-16-2013, 08:33 PM
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  • garlar4
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(12-11-2013, 12:45 AM)Teddyboy Wrote: 1] You realize that a Gillette Trac II is not a double edge razor.
2] Your wife angrily confronts you after reading an email from a fellow Nookian that says, "I've found a real honey for you, a New Improved Bostonian in great shape and she still has all of her teeth!"
3] You demonstrate that the Progress is a great razor by changing a Chihuahua into a Mexican Hairless in front of relatives.
4] You are overheard telling a fellow wetshaver on the telephone "I don't have a Futur, I don't want a Futur, to hell with the Futur!," which is followed by the sound of dishes crashing in the kitchen.
5] You make it a point to clarify that an aggressive shaver is not some barber in Brooklyn, NY.
6] You travel with a bakelite Fasano slant so as to not set off metal detectors.
7] You convince people that a Weber is a mild razor by offering to use it to circumcise your newborn son, and you're not even Jewish.
8] You carry an R41 as a means of self-defense. (The 2011 model of course).
9] You show your wife your new Superspeed, and she coolly says "Great, another thing you're gonna be fast at?"

I love it. I will have to "steel" this if you don't mind. Ok corny I understand.

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 12-21-2013, 10:29 AM
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When you have bought all the OC designs that you can find in the market.

Biggrin

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 12-21-2013, 11:17 AM
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  • Deco
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10] you shave with a SE and realize your past was unduly influenced by the dark side.Star-wars-smiley-023

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 12-24-2013, 03:40 AM
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(12-11-2013, 12:45 AM)Teddyboy Wrote: 1] You realize that a Gillette Trac II is not a double edge razor.
2] Your wife angrily confronts you after reading an email from a fellow Nookian that says, "I've found a real honey for you, a New Improved Bostonian in great shape and she still has all of her teeth!"
3] You demonstrate that the Progress is a great razor by changing a Chihuahua into a Mexican Hairless in front of relatives.
4] You are overheard telling a fellow wetshaver on the telephone "I don't have a Futur, I don't want a Futur, to hell with the Futur!," which is followed by the sound of dishes crashing in the kitchen.
5] You make it a point to clarify that an aggressive shaver is not some barber in Brooklyn, NY.
6] You travel with a bakelite Fasano slant so as to not set off metal detectors.
7] You convince people that a Weber is a mild razor by offering to use it to circumcise your newborn son, and you're not even Jewish.
8] You carry an R41 as a means of self-defense. (The 2011 model of course).
9] You show your wife your new Superspeed, and she coolly says "Great, another thing you're gonna be fast at?"
number nineBiggrin

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 12-24-2013, 03:59 AM
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  • Andrew
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I guess I'm in pretty deep. I've been looking for a Fasan slant for the very reason you've given. I'm tired of TSA unpacking my bag every time I go through security just to look at my razor.


Andrew

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 01-28-2014, 08:44 PM
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When you are ready to shave with one of your favorite razors and can't find it.

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 01-28-2014, 10:27 PM
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  • Harvey
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When you start talking to your razors and telling them how much they mean to you....but tonight is not the night...sorry I,m taking Lucy for a ride!!!!! (your razors have names)Biggrin

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 01-28-2014, 10:57 PM
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Lol, that is a hoot!

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 01-28-2014, 11:09 PM
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What do you mean "too many" BiggrinBiggrinBiggrin

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 01-29-2014, 06:17 AM
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Number nine very funny, and hurtful!

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 01-29-2014, 04:48 PM
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  • ojinsa
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I just read this. I'm still laughing at the Bostonian bit.

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