12-17-2013, 08:50 PM
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  • Teddyboy
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You know when you've got too many brushes when;

7] You are waiting for Vie-Long to issue a limited edition made from the hair of a Triple Crown Winner.
8] When your blind date tells you she thinks "you're funky," you run home and shower with dog shampoo, and leave it in for eight hours.
9] You think palm-lathering is a prelude to auto-gratification.
10] You consider going to Rudy Vey for a hair-weave.
11] You believe that a four-band badger brush is evidence of obesity in badgers.

OKAY, I'm way ahead of you...no more, I promise.

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 12-17-2013, 08:51 PM
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  • Agravic
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Hilarious! Biggrin

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 12-17-2013, 09:23 PM
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Well played, Ted! Some good ones. Smile

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 12-18-2013, 05:02 AM
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  • Deuce
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Awesome, Ted. I'm waiting for someone to post "The Most Interesting Man in the World" with his thought!

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 12-18-2013, 05:44 AM
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(12-18-2013, 05:02 AM)Deuce Wrote: "The Most Interesting Man in the World"

chris - that would be me! alternating with "the most boring man in the world" Number_one

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 12-18-2013, 07:01 AM
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 12-18-2013, 01:01 PM
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Marius,

Love it. Keep it up-nothing wrong with interesting/boring. Always good to see humor here. Merry Christmas

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 12-20-2013, 05:51 AM
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Hilarious!

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