12-18-2013, 07:59 PM
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  • Teddyboy
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You know you are too into shaving razors when:

1] You think that the Shavettes were Ray Charles's backup vocalists.
2] You advise a newbie that converting a Gillette Milady into a New Improved only requires a weekend in Vegas.
3] While driving in your car you narrowly miss hitting a jogger, and you say to yourself, "Boy that was a BBS!."
4] A newbie confides that it is not easy finding affordable vintage razors in good condition. You respond by assuring him it gets easier after the first hundred or so.
5] You get depressed when your girlfriend gives you an AutoStrop because she thinks it is your birth razor.
6] After hearing that Merkurs are made of pot metal, you burn your lips trying to smoke a Progress; luckily a short-handle.
7] You tell your therapist that after posting photos of your den, the most positive comment was merely "well done."
8] Your date asks how long its been since you had a chubby. You think she's referring to your Fatboy and you tell her, "oh, it's at home soaking in Scrubbing Bubbles."

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 12-18-2013, 08:12 PM
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Holy cow, Ted! You definitely are on fire! Biggrin

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 12-18-2013, 08:17 PM
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  • slr31
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Lol. Too good Ted Biggrin
So after using what cream/soap, razor and brush, are you coming up with all this good stuff? Tongue

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 12-19-2013, 04:52 AM
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I'll adapt line 5 to my brother-the one who rode with Teddy Roosevelt

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 12-23-2013, 08:17 PM
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(12-18-2013, 07:59 PM)Teddyboy Wrote: You know you are too into shaving razors when:

1] You think that the Shavettes were Ray Charles's backup vocalists.
2] You advise a newbie that converting a Gillette Milady into a New Improved only requires a weekend in Vegas.
3] While driving in your car you narrowly miss hitting a jogger, and you say to yourself, "Boy that was a BBS!."
4] A newbie confides that it is not easy finding affordable vintage razors in good condition. You respond by assuring him it gets easier after the first hundred or so.
5] You get depressed when your girlfriend gives you an AutoStrop because she thinks it is your birth razor.
6] After hearing that Merkurs are made of pot metal, you burn your lips trying to smoke a Progress; luckily a short-handle.
7] You tell your therapist that after posting photos of your den, the most positive comment was merely "well done."
8] Your date asks how long its been since you had a chubby. You think she's referring to your Fatboy and you tell her, "oh, it's at home soaking in Scrubbing Bubbles."
6 is the funniest

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 12-25-2013, 04:57 AM
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