12-18-2013, 08:30 PM
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  • Teddyboy
  • Guilty, with an explanation
  • NYC
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You know that you are too into razor blades when;

1] You PIF a full card of Dorco St300s to your local scrap merchant, and he sends them back.
2] While on a date you feel your unshaven face and mumble,"Crap, this is rough, I'm out of Voskhods." She looks up and says not to worry, she always carries Trojans just in case.
3] You decide to switch to a Cobra because single edge blades are probably half the price of double edged.
4] You take a sedative after realizing you accidentally PIF'd your boss a card of Polsilver SIs.
5] You challenge a fellow Nookian to a duel when they say that Lab Blues and Med Preps are NOT the same blade.
6] You meet a guy named Paul Silver and ask him what it feels like being corked.

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 12-19-2013, 04:50 AM
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  • Deuce
  • Just a guy
  • Cave Creek
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Very good humor, especially line 2

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 12-25-2013, 04:50 AM
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