01-16-2014, 10:39 AM
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  • Harvey
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  • North Hills CA
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Nookers rejoice...King of Shaves is releasing a self lubricating cartridge razor called Hyperglide...does not need cream or soap...uses new technology ...needs only water...(except in drought conditions of the Western USA)...you can see this at shave.com or King of Shaves...I will sadly take everyones useless razors off your hands for pennies on the dollar to help you clear out your shave caves to make room for this NEW development....toss everything now quickly before it is too late...join the revolution for self lubricating razors....all rise and toss now...you have been advised of this world shaking development!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 01-16-2014, 10:40 AM
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Harvey, any pics? Sounds interesting! Biggrin

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 01-16-2014, 10:42 AM
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  • Harvey
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not yet..check their site and immediately send me all your useless DLC razors and other useless crap

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 01-16-2014, 10:44 AM
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  • Agravic
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IMO ... sounds like a lot of HYPErglide ... or perhaps hyPOORglide ... Biggrin

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 01-16-2014, 10:50 AM
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  • Harvey
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  • North Hills CA
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but act now and I,ll include shipping...but wait ..you can double your razor clearout by including all your shave bowls and mugs...I,ll take them off your hands as well...you just won,t need them any more...

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 01-16-2014, 10:53 AM
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  • Johnny
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Harvey, you can have all of mine for free. You just need to pay for the FedEx overnight priority special super duper delivery that I will use. That will be $1,500. When should I box it up?Smile

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 01-16-2014, 10:59 AM
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(01-16-2014, 10:42 AM)Harvey Wrote: not yet..check their site and immediately send me all your useless DLC razors and other useless crap

* Harvey, I thought you had mentioned that the DLC was all hype! Why would you want them? Biggrin

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 01-16-2014, 11:09 AM
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  • Harvey
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well....just in case this new development doesn,t work out so well...having all these crappy useless shaving products in MY cave could possible make me a few dollars to set up my own DLC factory .....just in case someboby might want something coated...toothbrushes,hair combs and other devices....maybe even razor blades.....just want to be prepared....

(01-16-2014, 10:53 AM)Johnny Wrote: Harvey, you can have all of mine for free. You just need to pay for the FedEx overnight priority special super duper delivery that I will use. That will be $1,500. When should I box it up?Smile

let me pay you in bitcoins or when I get my tax refund...oh hell just trust me ...I,ll pay you later....BiggrinTongue

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 01-16-2014, 01:03 PM
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Harvey, you sir are a great humanitarian for so selflessly helping out your fellow man!

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 01-16-2014, 03:08 PM
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  • Harvey
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Yes I am...someone must help clear out all this useless junk..just glad I have the room in my shave cave wing of my Shave Estate...so disgusting to display these ancient products that just don,t work...i,ll try and give them a good home ...SadSadSadSadSadSadSad

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 01-17-2014, 11:02 AM
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I feel bad for this company. I have read that their products do not sell very well in their native U.K. . They do not sell very good over here either. Mabe if they manufactured DE Products Wink ......

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 01-18-2014, 10:48 AM
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  • Harvey
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Even if they are amazing and fantastic they launch a new product and the replacement blades are "out of stock"...How lame.

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 01-18-2014, 11:38 AM
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  • freddy
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Nu, Harvey, so how many of our fine TSN members have taken you up on your incredible offer? (And I do mean incredible. Rolleyes )

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 01-18-2014, 11:47 AM
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  • Harvey
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pretty much every member...I have truckloads of razor crap coming via UPS,FedEx and USPS...plus government drones are flying over to see what all the commotion is about...now I,m in a pickle even MY shave cave is too small...have to melt all the potmetal and stainless crap down I guess...make coffee makers and grinders i guess....so sad..but I,m just doing my part to help in this difficult situation.SadSadSadSadSadSadSadBiggrin

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 01-18-2014, 01:16 PM
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  • freddy
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So now you're planning on putting the AeroPress coffeemaker people out of business, I see. Your nefarious plot thickens. 24

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 01-18-2014, 01:38 PM
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  • Harvey
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Damn you are one smart dude....soon enough...the world awaits...Want cars..."go see Cal"...want Coffee..."Go see Harvey"....

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 01-18-2014, 04:20 PM
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(01-18-2014, 01:38 PM)Harvey Wrote: Damn you are one smart dude....soon enough...the world awaits...Want cars..."go see Cal"...want Coffee..."Go see Harvey"....

The only problem there is Good Old Cal died.

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 01-18-2014, 05:13 PM
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  • Harvey
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  • North Hills CA
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problems...problems....OK I sell cars as well...made from Gillette razor handles)

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 01-23-2014, 05:45 PM
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  • savagejoerude
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SICK but FUNNY...lol BTW, I'll take all the useless soaps and Single Edge blades off everyone's hands. I got room in my cave.... Send PM for my address.....

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 01-23-2014, 05:58 PM
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  • Elendil
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If I can't lather up, I don't want to shave.

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