01-23-2014, 11:50 AM
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  • Johnny
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TEN Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich!

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but, you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00 while a C.O.L.A. inrease nets
you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number ONE (1) Thought :
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently told me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

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 01-23-2014, 11:57 AM
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  • Agravic
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Haha ... very nice, Johnny ... so true ... thanks for sharing! Biggrin

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 01-23-2014, 11:58 AM
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Nice.

11) Eat right, exercise, die any way.

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 01-23-2014, 12:13 PM
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 01-23-2014, 12:39 PM
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(01-23-2014, 11:50 AM)Johnny Wrote: TEN Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted..
terminal illness.

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 01-23-2014, 12:51 PM
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Perfect Johnny. Thank you for making my day.

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 01-23-2014, 12:52 PM
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hahaha! great johnny Biggrin

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 01-23-2014, 01:01 PM
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  • freddy
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Biggrin Laughed out loud at several of them.

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 01-23-2014, 01:12 PM
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  • TheMonk
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Very nice, Johnny!

I didn't get Number 3, but that one sounds like an American thing. Smile

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 01-23-2014, 03:35 PM
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  • Johnny
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(01-23-2014, 01:12 PM)TheMonk Wrote: Very nice, Johnny!

I didn't get Number 3, but that one sounds like an American thing. Smile

A very American thing.

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 01-23-2014, 04:08 PM
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Thanks Johnny, after a crappy week of commuting to and from work, I needed a laugh. The slinky one especially Tongue

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 01-23-2014, 04:21 PM
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# 3 COLA - cost of living adjustment. A social security term which is usually a very low percentage.

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 01-23-2014, 04:41 PM
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(01-23-2014, 11:50 AM)Johnny Wrote: Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Just a problem ... 2 fights with 8, so we'll have just sandwich!! TongueWinkBiggrin
BTW both It's me!! Cool


Very nice, tomorrow I'll tell to my 86er father last about old-age. Angel

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 01-23-2014, 06:28 PM
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Lovely, Johnny! Biggrin

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 01-23-2014, 06:45 PM
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  • Harvey
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# 11....Do you really want your last meal to be Tofu?

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 01-24-2014, 01:52 AM
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 01-24-2014, 04:42 AM
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Excellent Johnny, number 8 made me laugh, in fact that's going to be my new signature.

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