10-08-2014, 01:47 PM
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  • Teddyboy
  • Guilty, with an explanation
  • NYC
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You know when badger brushes are getting too expensive when:

1] You try to mortgage your collection of Simpsons 2-banders so you can buy a new car.

2] You go back and forth - good backbone and soft tips,... or... my son gets braces on his teeth. Sorry, my young Can Opener, you'll get used to it.

3] You purchase a new winter coat and pay for it with a 2-band Rooney 3XL Stubby; and the store gives you a Simpsons Classic 1 and a Wee Scott for change.

4] You go to a Bar Mitzvah and hope that the kid doesn't mind getting cash as a gift. After all, a shaving brush? I hardly know the kid.

5] You give the useless jerk dating your daughter a Limited Edition Duke 2 in Super to stop calling her...and it works.

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 10-08-2014, 01:51 PM
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Very humorous. Biggrin
Sadly, much truth is spoken in jest.

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 10-08-2014, 02:18 PM
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  • Bony
  • Active Member
  • New York , USA
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Yes ,this is the holy truth !

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 10-08-2014, 02:31 PM
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  • Lando
  • This deal is getting worse all the time
  • Bellevue, WA
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haha funny...

but youre gonna have to pry my rooney 2xl from my cold dead hands

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 10-08-2014, 05:22 PM
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haha, very true!

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 10-09-2014, 05:15 AM
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  • Balj86
  • Senior Member
  • Maryland USA
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Agreed!

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 10-09-2014, 05:50 AM
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Yeah, brushes are addicting!

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 10-09-2014, 07:48 AM
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  • kav
  • Banned
  • east of the sun,west of the moon
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You walk past the circus. Two Peta activists dressed as an Elephant run; screaming and out of step with each other after
realizing such a close shave only comes from a badger brushBadger

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 10-09-2014, 02:57 PM
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  • Balj86
  • Senior Member
  • Maryland USA
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I think the EJ Synthetic Silvertip Fibre XL stopped my BAD.

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 10-09-2014, 03:24 PM
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Haha, very good brush humor.

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