12-24-2014, 07:22 PM
  • Teddyboy
  • Guilty, with an explanation
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T’was the night before Christmas,
It was silent throughout the house,
I decided to shave,
Rather than get soused.

I prepped and I preened until my face was aglow,
Cream, stick or puck, I just didn’t know,
T’was then I heard Santa yell through falling snow,
“Your mileage may vary, just pick one and go.”
He added “I don’t mean to be curt, or to be sassy,
But it probably won’t matter as long as it is not Casswell-Massey.”

Happy Holiday and Healthy New Year to everyone.

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 12-24-2014, 07:26 PM
  • Agravic
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  • Pennsylvania, USA
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Ha! Nice!

Happy Holidays, Ted. Smile

102 18,705
 12-24-2014, 07:59 PM
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Heh, nice one!

Happy holidays, Ted

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 12-24-2014, 08:01 PM
  • Hanzo
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  • Oakland, California
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Just funny and well done!! Smile


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 12-25-2014, 02:30 AM
  • Johnny
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  • Wausau, Wisconsin, USA
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Nicely done Ted. Merry Christmas

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 12-25-2014, 02:43 AM
  • TheMonk
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Very nice! Merry Christmas, Ted!

26 5,049
 12-25-2014, 06:38 AM
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Nice one! Merry Christmas!

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 12-25-2014, 07:40 AM
  • refles
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  • New York
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Nicely done, Merry Christmas to you and to all!

36 1,337
 12-25-2014, 09:04 AM
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very well done. ho ho ho

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 12-25-2014, 09:09 AM
  • Deuce
  • Just a guy
  • Cave Creek
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Merry Christmas Ted

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 12-25-2014, 09:35 AM
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Nice verse! Enjoyed this...

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 12-25-2014, 03:50 PM
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 12-26-2014, 02:10 PM
  • savagejoerude
  • If you ain't a LOSER, you ain't livin'!!
  • New Orleans USA
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How can you take advice from a guy who doesn't shave?....lol Great job !!!

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 12-26-2014, 04:22 PM
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'Twas the day after Christmas and alone in my room, my R41 was calling, it's time to shave soon.
I turned on the shower and unwrapped my new bath soap, it was Stirling Sandalwood, I was so full of hope.
My shower was great and I dried myself dry. I turned to the sink thinking what I should try.
I decided on Caties, the Orange Whip scent, and soaked my brush and prepped with Jagger which was nearly totally spent.
I lathered and slathered with great gusto and dash till I looked like old Santa with beard and mustache.
I picked up my razor and went straight to work. My R41, with Personna's sharp blades cut through my stubble while I silently prayed.
I splashed on some Mennen and cleaned up my stuff. I put up my razor and felt very buff.
As I turned to leave and exit the room, I swore I heard R41 exclaim, "Happy Christmas to all and come back real soon!"

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