12-24-2014, 07:22 PM
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  • Teddyboy
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T’was the night before Christmas,
It was silent throughout the house,
I decided to shave,
Rather than get soused.

I prepped and I preened until my face was aglow,
Cream, stick or puck, I just didn’t know,
T’was then I heard Santa yell through falling snow,
“Your mileage may vary, just pick one and go.”
He added “I don’t mean to be curt, or to be sassy,
But it probably won’t matter as long as it is not Casswell-Massey.”


Happy Holiday and Healthy New Year to everyone.

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 12-24-2014, 07:26 PM
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  • Agravic
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Ha! Nice!

Happy Holidays, Ted. Smile

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 12-24-2014, 07:59 PM
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Heh, nice one!

Happy holidays, Ted

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 12-24-2014, 08:01 PM
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  • Hanzo
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Just funny and well done!! Smile

Thanks!!!!

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 12-25-2014, 02:30 AM
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  • Johnny
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Nicely done Ted. Merry Christmas

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 12-25-2014, 02:43 AM
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  • TheMonk
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Very nice! Merry Christmas, Ted!

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 12-25-2014, 06:38 AM
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Nice one! Merry Christmas!

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 12-25-2014, 07:40 AM
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  • refles
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Nicely done, Merry Christmas to you and to all!

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 12-25-2014, 09:04 AM
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very well done. ho ho ho

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 12-25-2014, 09:09 AM
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Merry Christmas Ted

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 12-25-2014, 09:35 AM
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Nice verse! Enjoyed this...

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 12-25-2014, 03:50 PM
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 12-26-2014, 02:10 PM
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  • savagejoerude
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How can you take advice from a guy who doesn't shave?....lol Great job !!!

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 12-26-2014, 04:22 PM
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'Twas the day after Christmas and alone in my room, my R41 was calling, it's time to shave soon.
I turned on the shower and unwrapped my new bath soap, it was Stirling Sandalwood, I was so full of hope.
My shower was great and I dried myself dry. I turned to the sink thinking what I should try.
I decided on Caties, the Orange Whip scent, and soaked my brush and prepped with Jagger which was nearly totally spent.
I lathered and slathered with great gusto and dash till I looked like old Santa with beard and mustache.
I picked up my razor and went straight to work. My R41, with Personna's sharp blades cut through my stubble while I silently prayed.
I splashed on some Mennen and cleaned up my stuff. I put up my razor and felt very buff.
As I turned to leave and exit the room, I swore I heard R41 exclaim, "Happy Christmas to all and come back real soon!"


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