06-27-2012, 08:31 PM
Fellas, I guarantee this to work. Trust me. 
Ingredients:
2 eggs
1 tbsp Tabasco sauce
1 lemon
1 pound hard rock candy
1 glass bourbon whiskey
To make:
Beat the eggs until they are really smooth and creamy.
Stir in the Tabasco sauce
Squeeze in the juice of the lemon. Be sure to get it all.
Pour all this over the pound of hard rock candy
Now:
Flush all that down the toilet and drink the glass of whiskey and I'll GUARANTEE you won't even think of getting another razor for one entire day.
Ingredients:
2 eggs
1 tbsp Tabasco sauce
1 lemon
1 pound hard rock candy
1 glass bourbon whiskey
To make:
Beat the eggs until they are really smooth and creamy.
Stir in the Tabasco sauce
Squeeze in the juice of the lemon. Be sure to get it all.
Pour all this over the pound of hard rock candy
Now:
Flush all that down the toilet and drink the glass of whiskey and I'll GUARANTEE you won't even think of getting another razor for one entire day.
06-27-2012, 08:48 PM
Just one glass of whiskey will do that!?
OK, I'm pretty heavy into my nightly toddy and guess what... I'm thinking shaving, razors, soaps, blades, brushes, everything. All the ADs you've all kindly passed on to me.
And the alcohol has just convinced me that I need more, the heck with the Visa balance! Gotta check the S&T threads...
OK, I'm pretty heavy into my nightly toddy and guess what... I'm thinking shaving, razors, soaps, blades, brushes, everything. All the ADs you've all kindly passed on to me.
And the alcohol has just convinced me that I need more, the heck with the Visa balance! Gotta check the S&T threads...
06-27-2012, 08:54 PM
(06-27-2012, 08:48 PM)ShadowsDad Wrote: Just one glass of whiskey will do that!?
OK, I'm pretty heavy into my nightly toddy and guess what... I'm thinking shaving, razors, soaps, blades, brushes, everything. All the ADs you've all kindly passed on to me.
And the alcohol has just convinced me that I need more, the heck with the Visa balance! Gotta check the S&T threads...
HAH HAH HAH HAH1! Drink the entire glass really quick and you won't be thinking of shaving stuff. You won't be thinking at all!
Just kidding. You couldn't hire me to drink an entire glass straight down, I'd be afraid of alcohol poisoning. On the other hand, spaced out.......
06-28-2012, 03:17 AM
Follow this simple recipe for my RAD cure:
Ingredients:
One Cobra
One Feather
Method:
1. Rub your favourite lathered soap on your face (with the brush of your choice)
2. Combine the Cobra and Feather
3. Set about removing facial hair
4. Enjoy results
5. Never contemplate another razor (as you've just had your best shave ever!)
Author's note: The addition of whiskey or any other alcohol is optional (and at your own risk!)
Ingredients:
One Cobra
One Feather
Method:
1. Rub your favourite lathered soap on your face (with the brush of your choice)
2. Combine the Cobra and Feather
3. Set about removing facial hair
4. Enjoy results
5. Never contemplate another razor (as you've just had your best shave ever!)
Author's note: The addition of whiskey or any other alcohol is optional (and at your own risk!)
06-28-2012, 04:00 AM
(06-28-2012, 03:17 AM)ben74 Wrote: Follow this simple recipe for my RAD cure:Aw Ben!
Ingredients:
One Cobra
One Feather
Method:
1. Rub your favourite lathered soap on your face (with the brush of your choice)
2. Combine the Cobra and Feather
3. Set about removing facial
4. Enjoy results
5. Never contemplate another razor (as you've just had your best shave ever!)
Author's note: The addition of whiskey or any other alcohol is optional (and at your own risk!)
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