06-27-2012, 08:31 PM
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  • uncledave
  • Returned to DE Shaving After 40 years
  • Kentucky, USA
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Fellas, I guarantee this to work. Trust me. Rolleyes

Ingredients:

2 eggs
1 tbsp Tabasco sauce
1 lemon
1 pound hard rock candy
1 glass bourbon whiskey

To make:

Beat the eggs until they are really smooth and creamy.

Stir in the Tabasco sauce

Squeeze in the juice of the lemon. Be sure to get it all.

Pour all this over the pound of hard rock candy

Now:

Flush all that down the toilet and drink the glass of whiskey and I'll GUARANTEE you won't even think of getting another razor for one entire day. Biggrin

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 06-27-2012, 08:48 PM
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Just one glass of whiskey will do that!?

Biggrin

OK, I'm pretty heavy into my nightly toddy and guess what... I'm thinking shaving, razors, soaps, blades, brushes, everything. All the ADs you've all kindly passed on to me.

And the alcohol has just convinced me that I need more, the heck with the Visa balance! Gotta check the S&T threads...

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 06-27-2012, 08:54 PM
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  • uncledave
  • Returned to DE Shaving After 40 years
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(06-27-2012, 08:48 PM)ShadowsDad Wrote: Just one glass of whiskey will do that!?

Biggrin

OK, I'm pretty heavy into my nightly toddy and guess what... I'm thinking shaving, razors, soaps, blades, brushes, everything. All the ADs you've all kindly passed on to me.

And the alcohol has just convinced me that I need more, the heck with the Visa balance! Gotta check the S&T threads...

HAH HAH HAH HAH1! Drink the entire glass really quick and you won't be thinking of shaving stuff. You won't be thinking at all!

Just kidding. You couldn't hire me to drink an entire glass straight down, I'd be afraid of alcohol poisoning. On the other hand, spaced out....... Biggrin

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 06-28-2012, 03:17 AM
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  • ben74
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  • Perth, Australia
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Follow this simple recipe for my RAD cure:

Ingredients:

One Cobra
One Feather

Method:

1. Rub your favourite lathered soap on your face (with the brush of your choice)
2. Combine the Cobra and Feather
3. Set about removing facial hair
4. Enjoy results
5. Never contemplate another razor (as you've just had your best shave ever!)

Author's note: The addition of whiskey or any other alcohol is optional (and at your own risk!)

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 06-28-2012, 04:00 AM
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  • Dave
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By the way, Uncle Dave's cure works for most any addiction, except alcohol.

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 06-28-2012, 04:00 AM
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  • Persius
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  • Reading, England
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(06-28-2012, 03:17 AM)ben74 Wrote: Follow this simple recipe for my RAD cure:

Ingredients:

One Cobra
One Feather

Method:

1. Rub your favourite lathered soap on your face (with the brush of your choice)
2. Combine the Cobra and Feather
3. Set about removing facial
4. Enjoy results
5. Never contemplate another razor (as you've just had your best shave ever!)

Author's note: The addition of whiskey or any other alcohol is optional (and at your own risk!)
Aw Ben!

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 06-28-2012, 01:44 PM
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  • PAW
  • Wet Shaver Addict
  • Illinois
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Grate stuf thks four th tip.

Think I hd toooo mucchEeeeek

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 06-28-2012, 03:04 PM
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  • uncledave
  • Returned to DE Shaving After 40 years
  • Kentucky, USA
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(06-28-2012, 01:44 PM)PAW Wrote: Grate stuf thks four th tip.

Think I hd toooo mucchEeeeek

NAH!!! You've had just the right amount!

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 06-28-2012, 04:44 PM
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  • xraygun
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I only have limes on hand.

Oh well.Biggrin

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 06-29-2012, 05:13 AM
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ROTFLOL!!!

Brilliant! Biggrin

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 07-02-2012, 04:02 PM
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  • biggiej42
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  • Stony Point, NY
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Usually after a glass of whiskey, I start searching for my next razor!

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 07-02-2012, 10:48 PM
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 07-03-2012, 06:55 AM
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Alcohol only makes me more wreckless.
At noon I'm firing up the smoker, once the meat is on I have a case of Yuengling to work on. Grilling most certainly will keep you away from the computer and an AD's.

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