07-04-2012, 03:43 AM
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  • Howler
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  • Fort Smith AR
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The Hikers
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One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when
they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to
get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.

Joe prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me the strength to
cross this river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to
swim across the river in about two hours, although he almost
drowned a couple of times.

Seeing this, Dave prayed to God, saying, "Please God, give me
the strength and the tools to cross this river."Poof! God gave
him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about
an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

Bob had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also
prayed to God saying, "Please God, give me the strength and the
tools, and the intelligence, to cross this river."

Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked
upstream a couple of hundred yards,
then walked across the bridge.

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 07-04-2012, 04:56 AM
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  • slantman
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Excellent very clever. Thank you for sharing.

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 07-06-2012, 02:57 PM
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  • freddy
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  • San Diego, California, U.S.A.
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 07-06-2012, 06:27 PM
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Good one! I will have to remember that one and pass it along. 24

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