11-20-2015, 07:53 PM
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  • Teddyboy
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1] You get the flu and your spouse wants to know if DR Harris makes house calls.


2] Your wife overhears you say to someone "I love Catie's bubbles," and...that's the last thing you remember.

3] You get strange looks after you ask a co-worker if he'd like to try your Fatboy.

4] Nice looking hair; good backbone; perfect size; very soft tips - okay, I'll ask her out.

5] The phone rings - "Honey, there's a Lee Sabini on the phone and he says he doesn't want to talk to you."

6] As a practical joke you give someone an R41, Feather blades,...and a puck of Caswell-Massey soap.

7] On holidays you give people you don't like a blade sampler comprising Zorrik, Dorco and Merkur razor blades.

8] You tell even non-shavers that you love the smell of Dragon's Blood.

9] You propose to a woman by telling her she's the Mitchell's Wool Fat of all the women you've ever met.

10] As an interviewer for a human resource department you are determined to learn if prospective employees have ever been banned from a shaving forum site.

11]  When your supervisor asks "how's it going," you tell him/her that it's going slow but you're making Mergress!



OK, I know, I know, my wife feels the same.  But for what I get paid you don't get Seinfeld or Crystal.  Let's see what you can do!

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 11-20-2015, 08:23 PM
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Those are good!

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 11-20-2015, 08:46 PM
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(11-20-2015, 08:23 PM)Hobbyist Wrote: Those are good!

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 11-21-2015, 12:29 AM
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I chuckled - even if I have to disagree with you on the Zorrik; they are a good match to my Yumo razor...

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 11-21-2015, 08:16 AM
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Awesome!



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 11-21-2015, 08:49 AM
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  • chazt
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When you compliment another man's recent purchase of high end brushes with the phrase, "Nice pair you've got there."

When you ask colleagues to touch your cheeks.

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 11-21-2015, 09:08 AM
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Piggy_214  When you see this the first thing that comes to mind is not bacon

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 11-21-2015, 09:29 AM
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  • v4257
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  • Boston, USA
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Very nice!

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 11-21-2015, 10:44 AM
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  • SRNewb
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You cannot resist going on and on about wet shaving, even after you realize they are all looking at you like you grew a couple more heads.

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 11-21-2015, 02:31 PM
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  • Teddyboy
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  • NYC
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(11-21-2015, 08:49 AM)chazt Wrote: When you compliment another man's recent purchase of high end brushes with the phrase, "Nice pair you've got there."

When you ask colleagues to touch your cheeks.

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 11-21-2015, 04:23 PM
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"My name is Rick, and I've been wet shaving for..."
I'm glad we have these meetings. Does anyone have a list of the steps?
I want to get good and addicted, before anyone tries to *help* me.

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 11-21-2015, 04:50 PM
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You spend more money on soaps,  creams, blades,  and aftershaves in a couple months than most men do on cartridges in a year! 
Biggrin

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 11-21-2015, 04:54 PM
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You faceturbate furiously

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 11-21-2015, 05:00 PM
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You actually know what faceturbation means!

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 11-21-2015, 05:15 PM
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.... When you make a thread about being into shaving.

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 11-21-2015, 05:18 PM
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You visit your bathroom to enjoy the scents.

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 11-21-2015, 05:47 PM
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  • SRNewb
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(11-21-2015, 04:50 PM)FreddieP318ti Wrote: You spend more money on soaps,  creams, blades,  and aftershaves in a couple months than most men do on cartridges in a year! 
Biggrin

Heck, that's just starting out. LOL.

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 11-21-2015, 07:15 PM
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 11-22-2015, 06:44 PM
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Bravo Teddyboy! That was awesome, really enjoyed it. ??

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 11-23-2015, 12:28 PM
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  • naiyor
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  • Ontario, Canada
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(11-21-2015, 05:18 PM)shevek Wrote: You visit your bathroom to enjoy the scents.

Laughing1 ...that made my day!

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