I'm in trouble

A nieghbor moved abruptly and I received a windfall of food. I'm sorting through everything in this styrofoam container and he had an unopened package of Ahhi Tuna wieghing 2 lbs bought yesterday. I had just rolled several California sushi rolls and inspiration struck. I walked over to my japanese nieghbor and she helped slice a plate of sashimi. We decided to have a combined dinner at the swimming pool with her husband and the new priest of her temple.
She instructed me to don my old Soto Zen robes and in 10 minutes I am deep in food meditation with a Shingon priest and my nieghbors all wearing various kimonos and reminding my hand muscles the proper manipulation of Hashi.
Then an old acquaintance from SEA SHEPHERD CONSERVATION SOCIETY decides to show up with some urgent request to sort out the helm transfer gears on an ancient 95' USCG patrol cutter her  crew jammed hotdogging in the harbour. How does one tell a feminist eco warrior-ess
you have to treat a ship like a lady and not a UBER rideshare?  Probably LOUDLY with certain maritime epitaths when word of my heretical meal
is told.
Oh Well.

Pics of you in the Soto Zen robe or it didn't happen!! Next to the eco feminist warrior-es you get bonus points!  

WHEN I get this deux ex machina to work I will somehow take a photo.Young mothers will hastily usher children away from the monitor, pets howl from under furniture and several NSA intelligence gathering databanks crash and blame ANONYMOUS.

(02-02-2016, 05:29 PM)kav Wrote: WHEN I get this deux ex machina to work I will somehow take a photo.Young mothers will hastily usher children away from the monitor, pets howl from under furniture and several NSA intelligence gathering databanks crash and blame ANONYMOUS.

Lol just as long as you keep it PG13!

It's just nice to be needed, Kav. Great story!

Ha!

What did I just read?

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Man, now I'm hungry!! Going to have to have the chirashi bowl for lunch tomorrow after reading this.

(02-02-2016, 05:29 PM)kav Wrote: WHEN I get this deux ex machina to work I will somehow take a photo.Young mothers will hastily usher children away from the monitor, pets howl from under furniture and several NSA intelligence gathering databanks crash and blame ANONYMOUS.

If you can make all this happen, we need two pictures.

Oh this will b good.....

You were part of Sea Shepherd? That is awesome! You should start a thread about that.

A. To political B. I'm not sure of the statute of limitations on some of my activities C.  Captain Watson is a brave and dedicated man- and also at times with an ego rivaling a blue whale in stature.

A friend of mine worked with Paul on a few of his 'expeditions' and delineated his famed ego.

I'm pulling for the Japanese

And I'm pulling for a world with Japanese AND Whales.

(02-02-2016, 08:42 PM)bakerbarber Wrote: What did I just read?

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Man, now I'm hungry!! Going to have to have the chirashi bowl for lunch tomorrow after reading this.

I didn't understand it either.

(01-16-2017, 05:40 PM)duck creek Wrote:

(02-02-2016, 08:42 PM)bakerbarber Wrote: What did I just read?

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Man, now I'm hungry!! Going to have to have the chirashi bowl for lunch tomorrow after reading this.

I didn't understand it either.

You just had to know Kav lol. Definitely had a way with words.