02-02-2016, 05:09 PM
A nieghbor moved abruptly and I received a windfall of food. I'm sorting through everything in this styrofoam container and he had an unopened package of Ahhi Tuna wieghing 2 lbs bought yesterday. I had just rolled several California sushi rolls and inspiration struck. I walked over to my japanese nieghbor and she helped slice a plate of sashimi. We decided to have a combined dinner at the swimming pool with her husband and the new priest of her temple.
She instructed me to don my old Soto Zen robes and in 10 minutes I am deep in food meditation with a Shingon priest and my nieghbors all wearing various kimonos and reminding my hand muscles the proper manipulation of Hashi.
Then an old acquaintance from SEA SHEPHERD CONSERVATION SOCIETY decides to show up with some urgent request to sort out the helm transfer gears on an ancient 95' USCG patrol cutter her crew jammed hotdogging in the harbour. How does one tell a feminist eco warrior-ess
you have to treat a ship like a lady and not a UBER rideshare? Probably LOUDLY with certain maritime epitaths when word of my heretical meal
is told.
Oh Well.
She instructed me to don my old Soto Zen robes and in 10 minutes I am deep in food meditation with a Shingon priest and my nieghbors all wearing various kimonos and reminding my hand muscles the proper manipulation of Hashi.
Then an old acquaintance from SEA SHEPHERD CONSERVATION SOCIETY decides to show up with some urgent request to sort out the helm transfer gears on an ancient 95' USCG patrol cutter her crew jammed hotdogging in the harbour. How does one tell a feminist eco warrior-ess
you have to treat a ship like a lady and not a UBER rideshare? Probably LOUDLY with certain maritime epitaths when word of my heretical meal
is told.
Oh Well.
02-02-2016, 05:41 PM
(02-02-2016, 05:29 PM)kav Wrote: WHEN I get this deux ex machina to work I will somehow take a photo.Young mothers will hastily usher children away from the monitor, pets howl from under furniture and several NSA intelligence gathering databanks crash and blame ANONYMOUS.
Lol just as long as you keep it PG13!
02-03-2016, 05:58 AM
(02-02-2016, 05:29 PM)kav Wrote: WHEN I get this deux ex machina to work I will somehow take a photo.Young mothers will hastily usher children away from the monitor, pets howl from under furniture and several NSA intelligence gathering databanks crash and blame ANONYMOUS.
If you can make all this happen, we need two pictures.

01-16-2017, 05:40 PM
(02-02-2016, 08:42 PM)bakerbarber Wrote: What did I just read?
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Man, now I'm hungry!! Going to have to have the chirashi bowl for lunch tomorrow after reading this.
I didn't understand it either.
01-16-2017, 05:47 PM
(01-16-2017, 05:40 PM)duck creek Wrote:You just had to know Kav lol. Definitely had a way with words.(02-02-2016, 08:42 PM)bakerbarber Wrote: What did I just read?
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Man, now I'm hungry!! Going to have to have the chirashi bowl for lunch tomorrow after reading this.
I didn't understand it either.
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