07-18-2012, 03:43 PM
You reach a point in life where you'll say just about anything in the persuit of having some fun.
So, I'm checking out of the warehouse club recently and as I'm placing a large bag of dog kibble on the belt the lady behind me asks "what type of dog do you own". I turned and said "I don't have a dog, but I thought I would go back on the kibble diet for a while". She asked what the kibble diet was so I said "You just put a handfull of kibbles in your pocket and whenever you feel hungry you just eat a few kibbles".
I told her "The last time I was on the diet I ended up in the hospital and hope I can get through a few months on the diet without ending up there again". She inquired if it was a nutritional issue. I told her "No, the diet is nutritionally well balanced, in fact I lost 35 pound last time I was on the diet, No, I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodle's ass and got hit by a bus".
I'm hoping they will still allow me to shop in the club...
So, I'm checking out of the warehouse club recently and as I'm placing a large bag of dog kibble on the belt the lady behind me asks "what type of dog do you own". I turned and said "I don't have a dog, but I thought I would go back on the kibble diet for a while". She asked what the kibble diet was so I said "You just put a handfull of kibbles in your pocket and whenever you feel hungry you just eat a few kibbles".
I told her "The last time I was on the diet I ended up in the hospital and hope I can get through a few months on the diet without ending up there again". She inquired if it was a nutritional issue. I told her "No, the diet is nutritionally well balanced, in fact I lost 35 pound last time I was on the diet, No, I stepped off the curb to sniff a poodle's ass and got hit by a bus".
I'm hoping they will still allow me to shop in the club...
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