The Electric Surfboard

Harvey had suggested that I trade in my paddle board for an electric surfboard and save the wear and tear on my shoulder. He was kidding of course but after a little research, I see they actually do exist. I think I need one of these.  

Now that's cool! 

What??? Surprisingly quick! 

How fast can a shark swim?

(02-26-2016, 05:43 PM)eengler Wrote: What??? Surprisingly quick! 

How fast can a shark swim?

Add a utility belt with some shark repellent and you would be good to go.

I would hate to be out there with the whales when the battery goes dead.

(02-26-2016, 07:06 PM)Johnny Wrote: I would hate to be out there with the whales when the battery goes dead.

That could be a situation.

It looks like that thing could put waves out of business!

Phil, maybe you should just buy a boat and be done with it.

6 years of theoretically being in an outfit of superior mariners dedicated to protecting lesser seamen and the very waterways left me with one desire;
DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER.
However, should I do so again it will be under my terms