Worst Soap by Taste

This AM I was shaving with SdM. In a perfect storm Pyewacket got himself tangled in my linen kimono and grabbed hold of my ankle trying to stay up. He is having motility issues lately. I let out a yell,turning as my brush in hand continued it's well rehearsed  face loading. I deposited a nice dollup in said mouth. The taste was of warm milk, slightly soured. I spit most of it out, leaned down and restored Pye's dignity. Then I restored my own with a double gargle of mouthwash.
Am I alone in this humiliation? I won't demand a 10 best/worst of list like Clause. Has your hedonistic pleasure in a lime or bourbon flavoured soap led you to a taste experiment behind closed doors? Or did your inner Larry, Moe and Curley find brush where no brush has gone before?

To me, the Mickey Lee Drunken Goat soap smells like warm cookies. It does not, however, taste like them, and that was the end of my forays into gourmand scents.

The opposite of this thread would be whether anyone has ever shaved with bechamel sauce or pastry cream...

Happened to taste some of the MT Strong N' Scottish... Now I have to work on re-acquiring my appreciation of single malts

I've so far avoided eating soap, but a reliable source informs me that Lifebouy is the worst...



...it might even cause you to go blind!

(07-07-2016, 09:04 AM)WegianWarrior Wrote: I've so far avoided eating soap, but a reliable source informs me that Lifebouy is the worst...



...it might even cause you to go blind!

I've only tasted aftershaves inadvertently.

No soap tasting for me, yet, Chris, but I have been very tempted, on many occasions when I use Mystic Water Sardinian Honey! It smells so yummy! 

(07-07-2016, 01:25 PM)celestino Wrote: No soap tasting for me, yet, Chris, but I have been very tempted, on many occasions when I use Mystic Water Sardinian Honey! It smells so yummy! 

I wouldn't be surprised if it made better food than it did lather

No soap tasting here either but Lavanille smells so good!

Now if only they made a Lagavulin flavored shave soap!

Actually, tallow candles on sailing ships were also emergency food reserves.

(07-07-2016, 01:54 PM)NSmalls Wrote:

(07-07-2016, 01:25 PM)celestino Wrote: No soap tasting for me, yet, Chris, but I have been very tempted, on many occasions when I use Mystic Water Sardinian Honey! It smells so yummy! 

I wouldn't be surprised if it made better food than it did lather

You could always send me a bottle of your tap water for me to experiment with! 

(07-07-2016, 07:26 AM)nikos.a Wrote: The opposite of this thread would be whether anyone has ever shaved with bechamel sauce or pastry cream...

WAIT! Do you man to suggest that there is an alternative?

(07-07-2016, 02:22 PM)EricM Wrote: Now if only they made a Lagavulin flavored shave soap!

BM Fireside?

The few times that I've accidentally tasted shaving soap, the lather didn't really taste like anything. Aftershaves, on the other hand, are bitter and unpleasant. Extremely bitter and unpleasant!