08-29-2016, 04:37 PM
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  • kav
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As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list-I've got a little list
of some shaving offenders who might well be underground, and who never would be missed
-who never would be missed.

There's that new guy who revives a thread from long before, about a defunct artisan soap
we all found such a bore.
And the shaver who claims feathers as the only blade worth script, I'd like to see him slit
That guy from Denmark, with his endless lists, I really like you Clause, but your getting people pissed
Or Mantic who only comes around to pick our brain, Our know it alls already are to vain.
I hate you who use the forum and buy from Amazon, you all should be gone, I hope you soon are gone.
And those who cannot buy a high end brush or razor, however do you shave each day,
does your mom call up a glazier?
And Kav with his ramblings, why can't he get a job and do something profound, like pumping gas at minimum wage
for the one percenters in his town?

I doubt you will be missed, I'm sure you won't be missed

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 08-29-2016, 05:21 PM
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(08-29-2016, 04:37 PM)kav Wrote: As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list-I've got a little list
of some shaving offenders who might well be underground, and who never would be missed
-who never would be missed.

There's that new guy who revives a thread from long ago, about a defunct artisan soap
we all found such a bore.
And the shaver who claims feathers as the only blade worth script, I'd like to see him slit
That guy from Denmark, with his endless lists, I really like you Clause, but your getting people pissed
Or Mantic who only comes around to pick our brain, Our know it alls already are to  vain.
I hate you who use the forum and  buy from Amazon, you all should be gone, I hope you soon are gone.
And  those who cannot buy a high end brush or razor, however do you shave each day,
does your mom call up a glazier?
And Kav with his ramblings, why can't he get a job and do something profound, like pumping gas at minimum wage
for the one percenters in his town?

I doubt you will be missed, I'm sure you won't be missed
OMG...Thank you Koko.  Clap
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 08-30-2016, 02:49 AM
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  • beamon
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Good effort, kav, even if it was a bit difficult to fit many of the syllables to the proper notes of the music. I'm sure G & S are smiling.

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 08-30-2016, 05:00 AM
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  • chazt
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Thank you Biggrin

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 08-30-2016, 10:17 PM
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  • TONE_Shaves
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Bravo Kav!

Now let's go have lunch... On you. ;-)

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 08-30-2016, 10:32 PM
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Hah! Love it!
I'd buy you lunch next time I am in LA haha 

=)

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 08-31-2016, 05:31 AM
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  • TONE_Shaves
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(08-30-2016, 10:32 PM)vigilantesd Wrote: Hah! Love it!
I'd buy you lunch next time I am in LA haha 

=)

You're on!

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 08-31-2016, 05:37 AM
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  • Rufus
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Jolly good show Kav.  How do you come up with such ramblings? Rolleyes

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 08-31-2016, 09:10 AM
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a paradox, a paradox, a paradox

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 08-31-2016, 09:17 AM
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  • kav
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Add your own lines people. There are several other renditions on YOUTUBE by various artists.

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 08-31-2016, 11:05 PM
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  • Csd3
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Splendid whimsy!

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 09-01-2016, 01:06 PM
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  • Mouser
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Ok, that seals it. Kav's either a playwright or a professor of literature and theatre. His students must get hand cramps trying to keep up with him when taking notes during his lectures. Wink

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 09-01-2016, 02:36 PM
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  • kav
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Sorry, majored in Archaeology with a minor in literature and backup degree in ag science. My academic future came to an end when a porfessor published and copywrited my grad thesis on a water migration down the west coast complete with current tables, voyage times based on hawaiian canoe trials with a modern catamaran and a chumash plank canoe and ships stores consumption- all that useless military knowledge 60s academia shunned. then I was laughed at for discovering the lost village of Encino during a development mitigation and refusing gto sign off on a Caltrans project. Governor of california had me fired.A grad student found my paper @ UCLA, drove over and potted a few units. Bingo she had a winning doctoral thesis discovering what was left.
Lit was more fun, but I used to P O my teachers Irish literature was not british, bringing up obscure british writers they never heard of and explaining the historical context of all the stuff they thought fancies from a 19th century version of Starbucks full of the Revolutionary Communist Worker's party of America types doing opium.

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 09-02-2016, 01:29 PM
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  • Mouser
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Well, I got the life in academia correct even if it was a previous one.
p.s. I need directions to that Starbucks.

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 09-03-2016, 07:21 AM
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  • Steelman
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