10-04-2016, 09:41 AM
I had a great shave this morning; prepped my face in hot towels, loaded a new Polsilver in my favorite Mergress, loaded the VP brush with Brutalt Bra Spruce and took my leisure shaving a 4 pass shave paying attention to angle and pressure. Then I poured way to much bay rum into my palm, split it into the other and SLAP! SLAP! YEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alcohol meets freshly exfoliated, unhydrated and hairless skin. I hear an austrian accent 'I am so proud of you, don't be a girly man'
and THE VILLAGE PEOPLE singing Macho Macho Man as I correct my stance and avoid falling down. Pyewacket trots in with THAT LOOK. Pain passes, I stand up straight like a noble officer facing down the firing squad. Yea, I'm bad.
I take the trash out along with mail to be posted. My nieghbors greet me. 'Are you o.K.? we heard screaming'? I smile, proud of my impeccable presentation. 'Oh I'm great and feel SO refreshed. I got slapped around a little by Dominica this morning'. They smile weakly and walk off, the man (two hearing aids) talking to loud. ' Gee, he's such a nice guy. I never took him for a S&M type. Did you see this Dominica'?
and THE VILLAGE PEOPLE singing Macho Macho Man as I correct my stance and avoid falling down. Pyewacket trots in with THAT LOOK. Pain passes, I stand up straight like a noble officer facing down the firing squad. Yea, I'm bad.
I take the trash out along with mail to be posted. My nieghbors greet me. 'Are you o.K.? we heard screaming'? I smile, proud of my impeccable presentation. 'Oh I'm great and feel SO refreshed. I got slapped around a little by Dominica this morning'. They smile weakly and walk off, the man (two hearing aids) talking to loud. ' Gee, he's such a nice guy. I never took him for a S&M type. Did you see this Dominica'?
10-04-2016, 09:49 AM
(10-04-2016, 09:41 AM)kav Wrote: I had a great shave this morning; prepped my face in hot towels, loaded a new Polsilver in my favorite Mergress, loaded the VP brush with Brutalt Bra Spruce and took my leisure shaving a 4 pass shave paying attention to angle and pressure. Then I poured way to much bay rum into my palm, split it into the other and SLAP! SLAP! YEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alcohol meets freshly exfoliated, unhydrated and hairless skin. I hear an austrian accent 'I am so proud of you, don't be a girly man'
and THE VILLAGE PEOPLE singing Macho Macho Man as I correct my stance and avoid falling down. Pyewacket trots in with THAT LOOK. Pain passes, I stand up straight like a noble officer facing down the firing squad. Yea, I'm bad.
I take the trash out along with mail to be posted. My nieghbors greet me. 'Are you o.K.? we heard screaming'? I smile, proud of my impeccable presentation. 'Oh I'm great and feel SO refreshed. I got slapped around a little by Dominica this morning'. They smile weakly and walk off, the man (two hearing aids) talking to loud. ' Gee, he's such a nice guy. I never took him for a S&M type. Did you see this Dominica'?
hahahahaha, great story Kav.
11-13-2016, 05:05 AM
(11-12-2016, 06:21 PM)CHSeifert Wrote: Where is Kav by the way ?I had the same question when I saw this thread yesterday.
Did someone or something offend him ?
I think he is not participating anymore because a banned member falsely implied that he was bribed. I hate these statements, some guys are not respectful of others. I am glad that this type of behaviour is not acceptable in this forum.
11-14-2016, 07:50 PM
(11-13-2016, 05:05 AM)nikos.a Wrote:(11-12-2016, 06:21 PM)CHSeifert Wrote: Where is Kav by the way ?I had the same question when I saw this thread yesterday.
Did someone or something offend him ?
I think he is not participating anymore because a banned member falsely implied that he was bribed. I hate these statements, some guys are not respectful of others. I am glad that this type of behaviour is not acceptable in this forum.
Okay, thanks for letting me know.
11-14-2016, 08:16 PM
(11-14-2016, 07:50 PM)CHSeifert Wrote:(11-13-2016, 05:05 AM)nikos.a Wrote:(11-12-2016, 06:21 PM)CHSeifert Wrote: Where is Kav by the way ?I had the same question when I saw this thread yesterday.
Did someone or something offend him ?
I think he is not participating anymore because a banned member falsely implied that he was bribed. I hate these statements, some guys are not respectful of others. I am glad that this type of behaviour is not acceptable in this forum.
Okay, thanks for letting me know.
I thought he was just on vacation or something. I do hope he comes back though, I enjoy his insights.
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