10-04-2016, 09:41 AM
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I had a great shave this morning; prepped my face in hot towels, loaded a new Polsilver in my favorite Mergress, loaded the VP brush with Brutalt Bra Spruce and took my leisure shaving a 4 pass shave paying attention to angle and pressure. Then I poured way to much bay rum into my palm, split it into the other and SLAP! SLAP! YEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alcohol meets freshly exfoliated, unhydrated and hairless skin. I hear an austrian accent  'I am so proud of you, don't be a girly man'
and THE VILLAGE PEOPLE singing Macho Macho Man as I correct my stance and avoid falling down. Pyewacket trots in with THAT LOOK. Pain passes, I stand up straight like a noble officer facing down the firing squad. Yea, I'm bad.
I take the trash out along with mail to be posted. My nieghbors greet me. 'Are you o.K.? we heard screaming'? I smile, proud of my impeccable presentation. 'Oh I'm great and feel SO refreshed. I got slapped around a little by Dominica this morning'. They smile weakly and walk off, the man (two hearing aids) talking to loud. ' Gee, he's such a nice guy. I never took him for a S&M type. Did you see this Dominica'?

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 10-04-2016, 09:49 AM
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(10-04-2016, 09:41 AM)kav Wrote: I had a great shave this morning; prepped my face in hot towels, loaded a new Polsilver in my favorite Mergress, loaded the VP brush with Brutalt Bra Spruce and took my leisure shaving a 4 pass shave paying attention to angle and pressure. Then I poured way to much bay rum into my palm, split it into the other and SLAP! SLAP! YEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alcohol meets freshly exfoliated, unhydrated and hairless skin. I hear an austrian accent  'I am so proud of you, don't be a girly man'
and THE VILLAGE PEOPLE singing Macho Macho Man as I correct my stance and avoid falling down. Pyewacket trots in with THAT LOOK. Pain passes, I stand up straight like a noble officer facing down the firing squad. Yea, I'm bad.
I take the trash out along with mail to be posted. My nieghbors greet me. 'Are you o.K.? we heard screaming'? I smile, proud of my impeccable presentation. 'Oh I'm great and feel SO refreshed. I got slapped around a little by Dominica this morning'. They smile weakly and walk off, the man (two hearing aids) talking to loud. ' Gee, he's such a nice guy. I never took him for a S&M type. Did you see this Dominica'?

hahahahaha, great story Kav.

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 10-04-2016, 12:45 PM
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Must admit it sure is a GOOD ONE Pancarta

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 10-04-2016, 12:52 PM
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Great story, Chris.

Or was it just a good story  Wink

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 10-04-2016, 01:44 PM
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It happened. Remember, I am in CALIFORNIA

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 10-04-2016, 04:10 PM
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This was literally a laugh out load moment!

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 10-04-2016, 07:14 PM
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Nice!

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 10-04-2016, 08:24 PM
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You should start using shouting different and multiple names when you do that, and wink at your neighbor =P

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 10-05-2016, 04:42 AM
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Awesome!

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 11-12-2016, 02:59 PM
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Nice , thanks for a laugh.

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 11-12-2016, 06:21 PM
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Where is Kav by the way ?

Did someone or something offend him ?

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 11-13-2016, 05:05 AM
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(11-12-2016, 06:21 PM)CHSeifert Wrote: Where is Kav by the way ?

Did someone or something offend him ?
I had the same question when I saw this thread yesterday.

I think he is not participating anymore because a banned member falsely implied that he was bribed. I hate these statements, some guys are not respectful of others. I am glad that this type of behaviour is not acceptable in this forum.

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 11-14-2016, 03:26 PM
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 11-14-2016, 07:50 PM
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(11-13-2016, 05:05 AM)nikos.a Wrote:
(11-12-2016, 06:21 PM)CHSeifert Wrote: Where is Kav by the way ?

Did someone or something offend him ?
I had the same question when I saw this thread yesterday.

I think he is not participating anymore because a banned member falsely implied that he was bribed. I hate these statements, some guys are not respectful of others. I am glad that this type of behaviour is not acceptable in this forum.

Okay, thanks for letting me know.

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 11-14-2016, 08:16 PM
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(11-14-2016, 07:50 PM)CHSeifert Wrote:
(11-13-2016, 05:05 AM)nikos.a Wrote:
(11-12-2016, 06:21 PM)CHSeifert Wrote: Where is Kav by the way ?

Did someone or something offend him ?
I had the same question when I saw this thread yesterday.

I think he is not participating anymore because a banned member falsely implied that he was bribed. I hate these statements, some guys are not respectful of others. I am glad that this type of behaviour is not acceptable in this forum.

Okay, thanks for letting me know.

I thought he was just on vacation or something. I do hope he comes back though, I enjoy his insights.

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