11-20-2016, 12:55 PM
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  • Teddyboy
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Shaving has so overtaken my life that…



·         when I buy some shaving stuff I squeamishly tell my wife it is Talloween.
·         I consider L’Institut Karite one of France’s finest research institutes.
·         my wife admonishes me that “there is more to life than soft tips.”
·         I forget that I am bald when I tell people I have a brush acquisition disorder.
·         I considered developing a shea-bagel to go with shea-butter.
·         the biggest insult to me is “hey, you forgot to shave” when I didn’t.
·         my wife left me for a guy with a beard.

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 11-20-2016, 12:57 PM
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Very funny... Thumbsup

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 11-21-2016, 12:32 PM
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  • chazt
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I spend more time in front of a mirror than my wife does.

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 11-21-2016, 03:48 PM
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  • naiyor
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I spend too much time smelling various things in the bathroom.

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 11-22-2016, 12:53 AM
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My day isn't complete without a nice shave. Even on weekends.

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 11-22-2016, 05:18 AM
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(11-22-2016, 12:53 AM)1Geralt Wrote: My day isn't complete without a nice shave. Even on weekends.

Second that .....

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 11-22-2016, 05:31 AM
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Thank you for the entertainment , Teddy.

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 11-23-2016, 06:17 PM
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  • JRRIII
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(11-21-2016, 03:48 PM)naiyor Wrote: I spend too much time smelling various things in the bathroom.

I feel personally attacked by this post Sisi1

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 11-23-2016, 07:36 PM
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  • naiyor
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No offence intended. Just airing my own dark secrets  Confused

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 11-24-2016, 03:37 AM
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  • Teddyboy
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Shaving has so overtaken my life that…
  • I got a summons for driving against the grain.
  • I spent one hour trying to convince someone that the scent Drunken Goat [by Mickey Lee] is pleasant.
  • I started picketing Caswell-Massey shaving soap vendors on general principles.
  • I have recurring nightmares where I wake-up trying to straighten out my slants.
  • I scared away a mugger by telling them I have a R41 loaded with a Derby blade in my pocket.

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 11-24-2016, 04:01 AM
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  • beamon
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Funny stuff! You have a very fertile mind, Ted.

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 11-24-2016, 05:03 AM
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Until you start drinking Old Spice aftershave then it is not a dilemma.

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 11-24-2016, 07:06 AM
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Will start to find excuses to go smell all the soaps. Also I HAVE to look for shaving gear in EVERY store I go in. "It's cheaper they said.......you'll save money they said...."

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 11-24-2016, 09:11 AM
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When your looking in the kitchen section section for a good shaving bowl; you know it's bad.  Shok

Even looked at travel pet bowls.   Facepalm

My wife can't take me anywhere with this affliction.  Babeando

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 11-24-2016, 09:20 AM
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(11-24-2016, 04:01 AM)beamon Wrote: Funny stuff! You have a very fertile mind, Ted.

Fertile?  Like soaked in manure?   Biggrin

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 12-09-2016, 06:05 AM
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  • Java
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(11-21-2016, 12:32 PM)chazt Wrote: I spend more time in front of a mirror than my wife does.


That right there. Between the wet shaving and grooming a handlebar moustache I spend a stupid amount of time getting ready in the morning. And then there's the den. SHMBO (for 32 years) was incredulous when about 4 years ago I suddenly started needing shelf space in the bathroom.

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 12-09-2016, 05:41 PM
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Shaving has so overtaken my life that…



I'm sitting here posting to a shaving forum on a Friday night. Aaaaa

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 12-09-2016, 06:05 PM
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  • ben74
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Great stuff and a timely reminder not to take this shaving stuff too seriously, well done sir!  Laughing1

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 12-09-2016, 06:24 PM
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  • Johnny
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I use to have those problems, especially the wife part.  Now I just remind her of the 74 pair of Birkenstock shoes she has and that seems to quite her down, until the next time.

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 12-09-2016, 07:35 PM
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