03-11-2012, 09:44 PM
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So about a month ago I was in Merz Apothecary in the city and picked up a ton of stuff. Some I love, some ..... was OK but I know it will never enter my rotation. Much will be PIF'd some will get sold. The rest entered the rotation.

So in honor of my joining The Shave Nook today, I decided I would pop up a PIF. The rules of the PIF are simple:

1) You can never have tried the product.
2) You have to report back on your thoughts of the product after trying it a couple times.
3) You have to tell a knock knock joke. Tell both sides of it i.e.
"knock knock"
"who's there?"

Everyone who enters will be put into the drawing in the order they entered and a random number generator will determine the winner. In other words, you dont have to tell the best knock knock joke, but you do have to tell one!

This particular PIF is for a 6oz (170g) tube of Burt's Bees Shave Cream and a 2.5oz (74ml) tube of Burt's Bees aftershave. The cream is the rub it straight on your face type of cream.

All entries until midnight CDT March 15th (Thursday night) will be considered, and the winner will be notified in both this thread and in a PM no later than Friday night / Saturday by noon. The products will go out via Priority Mail.

Doug

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 03-12-2012, 01:09 AM
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  • Teiste
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  • Salt Lake City,UT
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Thanks for the PIF,Doug.

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 03-12-2012, 02:59 AM
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  • pgp
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I'm in!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cousin!
Cousin who?
Cousin stead of opening the door, you're making me stand here!

Nice PIF! Smile


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 03-12-2012, 04:08 AM
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  • Sully
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  • Cedar Park, Texas
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Nice PIF Doug, please do not include me.

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 03-12-2012, 06:11 AM
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  • Dave
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I'm in.

Knock Knock


Who's there?

Dwain

Dwain who

Dwain the freakin tub I'm drowning here!!

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 03-12-2012, 06:29 AM
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  • TexBilly
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  • Austin, TX
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I'll pass but well done, Doug! I like the twists you've added.

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 03-12-2012, 06:47 AM
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  • bullgoose
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  • Redondo Beach, California, U.S.A
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Very nice PIF Doug! Many Thanks. Biggrin (Please do not include me).

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 03-12-2012, 07:58 AM
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Nice idea Doug, I'm out but I like the gesture.

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 03-12-2012, 09:43 AM
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i'm in.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

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 03-12-2012, 10:41 AM
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  • freddy
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Doug, thanks for the very kind gesture. I'll leave this for someone else to win but that you took the time to do this is wonderful.

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 03-12-2012, 11:08 AM
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Im in
This joke is funnier told in person than reading, but hopefully you will get it.

ME:Knock Knock
YOU:Who's there?
ME:Interrupting Cow.
YOU:Interrupting Co......
Me:"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!

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 03-12-2012, 11:35 AM
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(03-12-2012, 11:08 AM)Chicagotrim Wrote: Im in
This joke is funnier told in person than reading, but hopefully you will get it.

ME:Knock Knock
YOU:Who's there?
ME:Interrupting Cow.
YOU:Interrupting Co......
Me:"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"!

I LOVE IT!

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 03-12-2012, 01:11 PM
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I'm NOT In, but here is my Knock Knock.

Me: Knock Knock
You: Who's There
Me: KGB
You: KGB Who?
Me: SLAP (playfully across the face).....Ve Vill Ask Thee Qvestions!


Very nice PIF.

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 03-12-2012, 02:59 PM
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Doug,

Thank you for setting up an amusing and generous PIF. I will not enter but good luck to all that do participate.

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 03-13-2012, 07:06 AM
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  • Johnny
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Doug,

Thanks for doing this, it is a very nice gesture. (DO NOT ENTER ME)

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 03-13-2012, 07:28 AM
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(03-13-2012, 07:06 AM)Johnny Wrote: Doug,

Thanks for doing this, it is a very nice gesture. (DO NOT ENTER ME)

Of course I won't enter you. That was the worst knock knock joke ever! Cool

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 03-13-2012, 02:00 PM
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  • Qhead
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Here is an old "groaner" -

Knock, knock
Who's There?

Banana
Banana Who?

Knock, knock
Who's There?

Banana
Banana who?

...repeat a few more times for greatest annoyance, then -

Knock, knock
Who's There?

Orange
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?

Weep Wow!Angry

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 03-15-2012, 01:25 PM
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OK, I count six people who entered. I went to randomizer.org and popped in 1-6 with people's numbers assigned in order of entry.

Research Randomizer Results

1 Set of 1 Unique Numbers Per Set
Range: From 1 to 6 -- Unsorted

Job Status:

Set #1:
4

There you go:
Congrats to Chicagotrim and Interrupting Cow !!!!!

PM me with your address and I will ship your PIF out tomorrow morning.

Doug

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 03-15-2012, 04:32 PM
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Nice! Thanks Doug..

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 03-15-2012, 06:13 PM
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  • greyhawk
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Hmm, that's curious...I read the whole thread and was going to enter, only to find out that the contest is already over! It's only 7pm PST on Thursday and the OP said it would close at midnight on Thursday. Oh well...it's not like I don't have enough shave cream and aftershave! Pancarta

Here's a knock knock joke anyhow:

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Boo!
Boo Who?
Aw, you don't have to cry--it's just a joke!!

Congrats to Chicagotrim and thanks to Doug for a nice PIF and a few good chuckles!!

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