08-25-2012, 05:51 PM
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  • slantman
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I NEVER KNEW THIS....INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO THAT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT!!!!
WARNING TO US ALL!!!


Shampoo Warning


I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!

I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,


"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."


No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I had gotten rid of that shampoo and

I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads,


"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."


Problem solved!

If I don't answer the phone

I'll be in the shower!

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 08-25-2012, 05:55 PM
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  • krissy
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[Image: SmileyOhNo.gif] that's my problem!!!!! But I'm a [Image: MG_04.gif] girl so I'm soaking in the stuff!!! That's a serious problem!!!!

off to the store to buy a case or three of dawn!!! [Image: f2a49f8d.gif]

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 08-25-2012, 06:38 PM
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(08-25-2012, 05:55 PM)krissy Wrote: [Image: SmileyOhNo.gif] that's my problem!!!!! But I'm a [Image: MG_04.gif] girl so I'm soaking in the stuff!!! That's a serious problem!!!!

off to the store to buy a case or three of dawn!!! [Image: f2a49f8d.gif]

Me tooSmile

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 08-25-2012, 06:42 PM
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  • freddy
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At about 126½ pounds (9 stone+) I don't think I have to worry too much. Rolleyes

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 08-25-2012, 08:40 PM
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My Body Mass Index is too high, and the doctor wants me to lose about 50 lbs. This seems like a great approach, so I will forward it to him! BiggrinBiggrin

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 08-25-2012, 08:57 PM
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Jerry, great info, my friend! Laughing1

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 08-25-2012, 09:30 PM
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  • beartrap
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I was holding my breath in horror until I figured out the whole seriousness of it! I am really slow tonight!
Biggrin 24 Laughing1 Pancarta :monoloco: Clap

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 08-25-2012, 09:40 PM
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  • ben74
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Ok... I'm washing dishes and myself at the same time from now on!

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 08-25-2012, 09:47 PM
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  • Teiste
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That was a good one! 2424

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 08-26-2012, 04:52 AM
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  • Howler
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Too funny.Biggrin

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 08-26-2012, 05:38 AM
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  • slantman
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(08-25-2012, 06:42 PM)freddy Wrote: At about 126½ pounds (9 stone+) I don't think I have to worry too much. Rolleyes

You could be a lightweight boxer.

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 08-26-2012, 05:39 AM
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  • slantman
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(08-25-2012, 09:40 PM)ben74 Wrote: Ok... I'm washing dishes and myself at the same time from now on!

I think your on to something BenSmile

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 08-26-2012, 07:26 AM
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You lads are a bunch of jokers! Good one, Ben!

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 08-26-2012, 09:25 AM
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  • freddy
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(08-26-2012, 07:26 AM)celestino Wrote: You lads are a bunch of jokers! Good one, Ben!

Jokers? Huh Us? A47 Never! Laughing1

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 08-26-2012, 10:22 AM
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LOL...That was a good one

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