08-28-2012, 07:27 AM
  • Howler
  • A calamophile and vintage razor lover
  • Fort Smith AR
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Bozo criminal for today comes from Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, where bozo Jennifer Taylor checked out of the local Holiday Inn. Hotel employees called the cops when they discovered that in addition to checking herself out, she had checked out with $206 worth of items, including two comforters, two throw blankets, four pillows, an alarm clock, a coffeepot, a basket and a hair dryer. The police were able to track our bozo down at another nearby hotel. It was during questioning that she offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week. She told the police that it was in fact her evil twin sister who had stolen the items. She was unable to explain why she was in possession of the stolen items and why birth records showed that she did not have a twin. She's under arrest.

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 08-28-2012, 07:37 AM
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Ugh, no wonder I don't sleep good at a Holiday Inn. Their 4 pillows don't even cost $206 by themselves? With all that other stuff in there, those must be $15 pillows. I think I see a couple Bozos here!

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 08-28-2012, 07:59 AM
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I assume she is in jail or out on bond pending a hearing. She will probably make restitution and walkUndecided

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 08-28-2012, 08:44 AM
  • beartrap
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  • Southern California
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$206??? Must be a mistake, I am sure she could have sold it all wholesale for 5 bucks Biggrin

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 08-28-2012, 12:03 PM
  • freddy
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  • San Diego, California, U.S.A.
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This reminds me of an old Doors song, People Are Strange.

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 08-28-2012, 02:18 PM
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Why would you take that and go to another hotel..maybe they had bed bugs

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 08-28-2012, 08:48 PM
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