Public Service Announcement!

Never.
Shave.
Drunk.


Ever.


Discuss amongst yourselves...

NSDE... never tried that before. I guess I'm getting old. I haven't drank to the point of being completely inebriated beyond control in many years now.

I do hope nothing valuable was broken.....

(03-14-2018, 08:07 PM)shevek Wrote:
I do hope nothing valuable was broken.....

Just my face...


So, no...

I've been known to have a small glass of Double Malt if I were doing a late evening shave, but it is generally a fresh brewed cup of coffee early in the morning.  But never drunk.

I believe I can safely say, that was not to smart.

Large amounts of a mind-altering substance and sharp blades? Uhm... I guess you have to be drunk to think that was a good idea 

Hope the wounds heal fast and clean... that would be the sort of scar it's hard to brag about later

Hahaha

One time, just once, I thought it would be a good idea. Lathered up, saw my bleary red eyes looking back at me, put the razor down, and washed the lather off. Then I slept it off and shaved the next day.

[quote='WegianWarrior' pid='860038' dateline='1521113479']
Large amounts of a mind-altering substance and sharp blades? Uhm... I guess you have to be drunk to think that was a good idea 

Hope the wounds heal fast and clean... that would be the sort of scar it's hard to brag about later
My standard response to a potentially embarrassing wound is... I got it defending the honor of a lady

That's excellent, Barry. Mind if I borrow it as necessary?

[quote='chazt' pid='860147' dateline='1521195988']
That's excellent, Barry. Mind if I borrow it as necessary
I needed that line when I lived in Brooklyn. Now not so much. I guess I can will it to a fellow list member from Bayside. It's yours.

(03-16-2018, 07:34 AM)Barrylu Wrote: [quote='chazt' pid='860147' dateline='1521195988']
That's excellent, Barry. Mind if I borrow it as necessary
I needed that line when I lived in Brooklyn. Now not so much. I guess I can will it to a fellow list member from Bayside. It's yours.

I did once, did a super quick shave because we were in a rush to go out after a few shandies at home! Sliced into the bottom of my earlobe - wouldn't stop bleeding for ages!

Thankfully I'm not an alcoholic or even causal. The only activity you could benefit from while drunk is fighting. You won't feel anything especially if you just so happen to be a mean drunk.