Public Service Announcement!

Never.
Shave.
Drunk.


Ever.


Discuss amongst yourselves...

NSDE... never tried that before. I guess I'm getting old. I haven't drank to the point of being completely inebriated beyond control in many years now.

I do hope nothing valuable was broken.....

(03-14-2018, 08:07 PM)shevek Wrote:
I do hope nothing valuable was broken.....

Just my face...


So, no...

I've been known to have a small glass of Double Malt if I were doing a late evening shave, but it is generally a fresh brewed cup of coffee early in the morning.  But never drunk.

I believe I can safely say, that was not to smart.

Large amounts of a mind-altering substance and sharp blades? Uhm... I guess you have to be drunk to think that was a good idea 

Hope the wounds heal fast and clean... that would be the sort of scar it's hard to brag about later

Hahaha

One time, just once, I thought it would be a good idea. Lathered up, saw my bleary red eyes looking back at me, put the razor down, and washed the lather off. Then I slept it off and shaved the next day.

[quote='WegianWarrior' pid='860038' dateline='1521113479']
Large amounts of a mind-altering substance and sharp blades? Uhm... I guess you have to be drunk to think that was a good idea 

Hope the wounds heal fast and clean... that would be the sort of scar it's hard to brag about later
My standard response to a potentially embarrassing wound is... I got it defending the honor of a lady

That's excellent, Barry. Mind if I borrow it as necessary?

[quote='chazt' pid='860147' dateline='1521195988']
That's excellent, Barry. Mind if I borrow it as necessary
I needed that line when I lived in Brooklyn. Now not so much. I guess I can will it to a fellow list member from Bayside. It's yours.

(03-16-2018, 07:34 AM)Barrylu Wrote: [quote='chazt' pid='860147' dateline='1521195988']
That's excellent, Barry. Mind if I borrow it as necessary
I needed that line when I lived in Brooklyn. Now not so much. I guess I can will it to a fellow list member from Bayside. It's yours.

I did once, did a super quick shave because we were in a rush to go out after a few shandies at home! Sliced into the bottom of my earlobe - wouldn't stop bleeding for ages!