09-11-2012, 05:37 PM
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  • syngent
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So thanks to a member (who apparently doesnt like me) he offered to ship me a sample of Veg so i could finally see what all the hubub was about,... his sample size, yeah it was a 3/4 full bottle of the stuff... i let it sit in the den for a few hours while i napped when i finally decided it was time to see

I twisted the cap to take a whiff of the bottle,.... whowsa, this stuff just burned out the hairs in my nostrils, my cat a floor up began to go nuts eventually making his way to me where he snuck up and bit me in the back of the calf muscle, resulting in me dropping the full bottle and passing out from the fumes knocking my head of the sink,

Thank goodness for me i was prepared and phoned a safety friend who was on the other end of the phone incase of emergency ready to act, but the scent was so strong even he could pick it up a black away... in a panic he ran into street trying to stop the first car who passed causing him to swirve and crash into a power wire pole knocking the power out for 8 city blocks, causing a surge of power back to the nuclear power plant causing another north american black out'

Or at least this is what i thought was supposed to happen when you first try the veg

what actually happened was after i smelled off the bottle i thought it smelled a bit off, but some of the veg that found its way up into the cap leaked down onto my fingers so i thought what the hey, i rubbed into onto my hands... it smelled like fresh flowers

a few moments later it picked up what i could smell as a bit of orange zest and a flowery scent,... this stuff aint all that bad

awwww crap, I'm a weirdo

one of them guys who likes the Veg,... It appears i have been selected, and may not partake in making fun of its funny odour after all, which was the only reason i really wanted to try it

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I also got an R41 on borrow from Randy, hopefully it wont disappoint and it will hack up my face so i can have fun with that
keeping my fingers crossed

Thanks Randy

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 09-11-2012, 05:40 PM
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  • Dave
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That's one that didn't choose me.

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 09-11-2012, 05:41 PM
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.....and to think I dumped my bottle down the toilet.

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 09-11-2012, 05:44 PM
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  • syngent
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see its comments like that i wanted to make,... i totally cant without being a big fony, phoney, fonny <~~~~ how the heck is that really spelled

anyway I need something else to pick on now, anyone else have any ideas where i turn to

this just isnt fun for me at all lol

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 09-11-2012, 05:50 PM
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Masters Bay Rum,...that ones pretty rough.

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 09-11-2012, 05:54 PM
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The Master's brand of Lilac Vegetal is better IMHO.

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 09-11-2012, 05:58 PM
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  • syngent
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yeah im in the canadianas though,... cant ship alcohol back and down again

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 09-11-2012, 07:39 PM
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James, if the R41 works out for you, i may have one that could come your way.

Have you tried Williams or Colonel Conk?

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 09-11-2012, 07:41 PM
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The R41 will shave the suntan right off your face!

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 09-11-2012, 08:01 PM
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  • syngent
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Ive heard a lot, but im finally able to try it, i just hope it lives up to greater expectations

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 09-11-2012, 08:10 PM
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  • Triad
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Wheres the ignore button? Rolleyes

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 09-11-2012, 08:11 PM
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Williams makes a pretty easy target...literally, it belongs in the bottom of a urinal.

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 09-11-2012, 08:15 PM
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  • syngent
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Williams, i forgot about the williams, wilkonson and arko too, aw you guys are the best, lifted my spirits right up

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 09-11-2012, 08:20 PM
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Not really sure whether to congratulate you or offer my condolences for being chosen by the Veg.

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 09-11-2012, 08:43 PM
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  • syngent
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Could be worse, could be one of them arko nuts (yes that works)

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 09-11-2012, 09:01 PM
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I expected better from you James! If not passed out, at least puking your guts out Laughing1
Kidding, kidding. I guess YMMV a-g-a-i-n!
Every "weirdo" who's into Veg should try Russian carnation cologne, you'd hear those praises x100 Wink

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 09-11-2012, 09:07 PM
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im crazy, but im not insane, well yeah a little bit i guess, but that doesnt mean ill try anything

but for the record do you have any ?

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 09-11-2012, 09:28 PM
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  • beartrap
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Noooo, I hate it! This cologne was used in every Russian household to repel insects, this I am not joking about Biggrin
There is someone in Brooklyn selling the whole line:
GVOZDIKA
They have many "old school" scents, I honestly don't know anyone still buy it. My grandpa used SHIPR and TROINOY every day, revolting! :qmiedo:

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 09-11-2012, 11:05 PM
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  • Johnny
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I used so much of the Veg when I was a teenager that I cannot stand the smell of it now. I guess someone has to use it.

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 09-14-2012, 05:53 PM
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  • syngent
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Man i have a few scents i hope i dont do that too,... drives me nuts when radips do that to songs, would hate to fall out of love with a products lol yet another reason to keep a rotation of goods

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