09-17-2012, 12:18 PM
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  • Johnny
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Older Men Scam

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and
in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men.
I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home
Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two nice looking, college-age girls will come
over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your
vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's
impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they
say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on
the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. It also happened on April 1st, 4th,
8th, twice on the 16th &17th; and very likely again this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage
of us older men. Warn your friends to be very vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for
$.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just
running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them
to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch
and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

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 09-17-2012, 12:23 PM
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  • Dave
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This is fantastic. Which Lowes, Home Depot, Walmart, and McDonalds is it?

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 09-17-2012, 12:28 PM
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  • Johan
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Laughing1

I have to tell my lady in da house about that one. Hilarious!

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 09-17-2012, 12:34 PM
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SmileNaughty, naughty!

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 09-17-2012, 12:52 PM
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  • freddy
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So Johnny, does Wausau have a Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Lowes, and Costco? Laughing1

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 09-17-2012, 01:11 PM
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  • slantman
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Johnny you should be so luckySmile

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 09-17-2012, 01:21 PM
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Thanks so much for the warning Johnny! Troublesome to read that post.
I just bought a case of wallets and filled up with gas, just to be safe. Smile

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 09-17-2012, 01:27 PM
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  • Johnny
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(09-17-2012, 12:52 PM)freddy Wrote: So Johnny, does Wausau have a Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Lowes, and Costco? Laughing1

We don't have the Lowes and Costco but we do have all the rest, plus 5 McDonalds.Smile

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 09-17-2012, 01:37 PM
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(09-17-2012, 01:27 PM)Johnny Wrote:
(09-17-2012, 12:52 PM)freddy Wrote: So Johnny, does Wausau have a Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Lowes, and Costco? Laughing1

We don't have the Lowes and Costco but we do have all the rest, plus 5 McDonalds.Smile

You are in mega-trouble if SWMBO reads this thread. 24

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 09-17-2012, 01:38 PM
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  • beartrap
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 09-17-2012, 01:52 PM
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  • Johnny
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(09-17-2012, 01:37 PM)freddy Wrote:
(09-17-2012, 01:27 PM)Johnny Wrote:
(09-17-2012, 12:52 PM)freddy Wrote: So Johnny, does Wausau have a Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Lowes, and Costco? Laughing1

We don't have the Lowes and Costco but we do have all the rest, plus 5 McDonalds.Smile

You are in mega-trouble if SWMBO reads this thread. 24

SWMBO is the one that emailed it to me.BiggrinBiggrinBiggrin

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 09-17-2012, 02:08 PM
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  • krissy
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Shhhhhhhh your going to ruin it for me Johnny!!!!!


~giggles~



Runs off skipping and laughing......

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 09-17-2012, 02:09 PM
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  • Dave
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Johnny its a trap to get more of your Floid Blue

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 09-17-2012, 02:49 PM
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  • TexBilly
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Wow, I thought this was supposed to happen! You're a buzz kill, Johnny! Tongue

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 09-17-2012, 03:39 PM
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 09-17-2012, 03:52 PM
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Why do I not get it? Am I not old enough? Live in the wrong part of the country?

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 09-17-2012, 04:00 PM
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  • biggiej42
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Hah! I'll be at lowes every day this week, sure hope it works!

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 09-17-2012, 04:13 PM
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  • beartrap
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(09-17-2012, 03:52 PM)asharperrazor Wrote: Why do I not get it? Am I not old enough? Live in the wrong part of the country?

You're never too young to be assaulted by very dangerous college girls Tongue Biggrin

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 09-17-2012, 04:14 PM
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  • Dave
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(09-17-2012, 04:00 PM)biggiej42 Wrote: Hah! I'll be at lowes every day this week, sure hope it works!


You havent been married long enough to be hanging out at Lowes yet Justin. Biggrin

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 09-27-2012, 10:46 AM
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I sent that to my wife, she wanted to know how many wallets I had lost.Facepalm

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