09-21-2012, 01:04 PM
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  • Howler
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Have you heard the joke about the peanut butter?

I better not tell you it might spreadBiggrin

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 09-21-2012, 01:27 PM
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That is a skeleton joke Nothing to it Biggrin

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 09-21-2012, 01:40 PM
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 09-21-2012, 01:42 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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 09-21-2012, 01:50 PM
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 09-21-2012, 01:56 PM
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(09-21-2012, 01:42 PM)brian Wrote: What do you call a cow with no legs?

(09-21-2012, 01:50 PM)beartrap Wrote: Roast?

Laughing1 Close, Steve... Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

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 09-21-2012, 01:59 PM
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Why does a cow wear a bell?

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 09-21-2012, 02:03 PM
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(09-21-2012, 01:59 PM)Johnny Wrote: Why does a cow wear a bell?

Because their horns don't work?

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 09-21-2012, 02:09 PM
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(09-21-2012, 02:03 PM)brian Wrote:
(09-21-2012, 01:59 PM)Johnny Wrote: Why does a cow wear a bell?

Because their horns don't work?

You have the same cow joke page that I do.Biggrin

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 09-21-2012, 02:11 PM
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Ha! Nope - i'd just heard that one before as I try and incorporate family friendly humor into my training classes at work Laughing1

I promise not to ruin any more of your bovine humor for the rest of us 24

(by the way, the answer to my second joke up there is lean beef)

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 09-21-2012, 05:08 PM
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What a bunch of comedians! Hee hee.

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