10-02-2012, 10:14 AM
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  • Howler
  • A calamophile and vintage razor lover
  • Fort Smith AR
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Why did not the skeleton cross the road?
A; He did not have guts too


Why do witches fly on brooms?
A; the vacuum cord is too short

What do you call a fat Jack O' Lantern?
A; a plumpkin

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A; Dayscare Centers

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 10-02-2012, 11:22 AM
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  • freddy
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  • San Diego, California, U.S.A.
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Brad, these jokes remind me of when my elementary school students used to come up to tell me jokes. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. Smile

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