10-16-2012, 10:34 AM
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  • Howler
  • A calamophile and vintage razor lover
  • Fort Smith AR
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Bozo criminal for today comes from New Castle, Delaware, where police were called to the scene of an accident on I-295. The driver, who suffered only minor injuries, admitted to smoking marijuana dipped in PCP and offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the cops he hit the guardrail when he swerved to "avoid an elephant in the road." He's been charged with DUI.

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 10-16-2012, 12:31 PM
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  • freddy
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  • San Diego, California, U.S.A.
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It's funny only because he hurt no one else. Thank goodness the elephant wasn't hurt. Wink

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 10-16-2012, 07:53 PM
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We find the strangest things happening, nowadays!

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