12-07-2012, 08:52 AM
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... soap that is! Biggrin
The subtitle for this post is, "Kid + Shaving Gear + Sleeping Dad = Trouble!"

So my 4yr old daughter usually wakes me up first thing when she wakes up. Today however, she decided to do things a little different.

A little backstory. My daughter has always got a kick out of daddy's shaving stuff. She's helped me make some lather before, and got a few gobs on her cheeks too. It's very cute!

This morning she didn't wake me up first. Instead she went into our bathroom and got herself into some shenanigans. When I got up, I let the dog out, he looked fine. Walked into the bathroom and went, "Ummmm... What happened?"

At my sink I found my Razorock Mudder Focker soap open, with a deep kid finger hole in it. I find my IB Semogue and one other brush all wet and globbed up with soap. I hollered, " Alayna! What did you do?" She proceeded to tell me that the dog Shadow needed to shave, so she put the soap on his back, but she didn't try to use my razor(thank God!). She said he just let her do it, then she wiped it off with a towel. Then he walked away lol.

I wasn't mad, just shocked. I cleaned it all up, rinsed my brushes, smushed my soap back together and wiped up the mess. Gonna need to really clean the brushes today though, no thanks to shaving with dog hair! Also explained to her to never do that again... Dads, there's a lesson here!Biggrin

The dogs fine too. He smells pretty good... Like a Mudder Focker! Biggrin

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 12-07-2012, 08:57 AM
  • beartrap
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That's a nice thing to wake up to!

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 12-07-2012, 09:02 AM
  • Blair77
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Could be worse.

The Mudder Focker could smell like a dog.

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 12-07-2012, 09:06 AM
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Hi John

Kids, you've got laugh and love them, if you didn't... :monoloco:

And that is why all my shaving gear is kept 5+ feet off the ground... Beta son (4 years old) has already got hold of the wife's nail polish, painted his finger and toe nails, then proceeded to paint the handles on her wooden jewellery box, was about to move onto the handles on our bedroom dresser when I walked in and caught him red-handed Smiley_1140 Biggrin

Take care, Mike

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 12-07-2012, 09:37 AM
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Do not buy brushes from John or soaps and creams.....Got it Biggrin

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 12-07-2012, 09:49 AM
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Lol, so cute. Glad it didn't happen to me. Biggrin

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 12-07-2012, 10:03 AM
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(12-07-2012, 09:37 AM)Dave Wrote: Do not buy brushes from John or soaps and creams.....Got it Biggrin

LOL thanks Dave! Biggrin

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 12-07-2012, 10:27 AM
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Cherish that moment my friend. The next early morning accident will be the sound of the car hitting the garage as she tries to back out.

Been there, done that.

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 12-07-2012, 12:54 PM
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 12-07-2012, 02:46 PM
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Sustainable dog hair brushes might be the next big thing.

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 12-07-2012, 02:58 PM
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LMAO! Too funny! Including the responses.

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 12-07-2012, 06:02 PM
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Have to ask, is she a badger or boar?

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 12-07-2012, 07:55 PM
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Hee hee! Great thread! Thanks for the laughs and to you, John, for starting this off!! Hee hee. You never seem to stop, do you, my friend! A natural comedian. i love it and keep them coming. Hee hee.
Now, this is the best thing about these forums; sharing a great laugh and moment with some fine folks; the razors, brushes, soaps, and reviews are a bit insignificant compared to this wonderful thing! Hee hee.

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 12-07-2012, 08:11 PM
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I'll bet Shadow has never looked so shiny and smelled so good. Nice story John. Good thing she didn't use the R-41 on him after the lather was applied. Pancarta

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 12-08-2012, 06:24 PM
  • savagejoerude
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Guess what my friend, I've got a 20 year old daughter still living in the house and I can't keep her outta my gear.... Your 4 year old probably listens better.... See what you have to look forward too?... lol Good Luck and GREAT story....

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