01-09-2013, 10:45 AM
  • Howler
  • A calamophile and vintage razor lover
  • Fort Smith AR
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One night a man breaks into a house and is in the middle of stealing the home entertainment centre, when out of nowhere he hears, 'Jesus is watching'.
This totally spooks him so he searches around with his torch.up in the corner he finds a birdcage with a parrot inside. Relieved, he says pretty Polly,' to which the parrot replies, Jesus is watching'. The thief asks the bird what his name is and the bird says, 'Moses'. The thief says what a silly name for a bird. The bird replies, 'you think that's funny, the rottweilers name is Jesus.'

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 01-09-2013, 11:12 AM
  • beartrap
  • Resident Цирюльник
  • Southern California
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 01-09-2013, 11:42 AM
  • freddy
  • Banned
  • San Diego, California, U.S.A.
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Laughing1 Thanks for the levity, Brad. It certainly made me laugh. Wink

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 01-09-2013, 07:26 PM
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Hee hee! Good one, Brad! Hee hee.

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 01-10-2013, 08:56 AM
  • ben74
  • Perth, Australia
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 01-10-2013, 09:07 AM
  • Johnny
  • Wausau, Wisconsin, USA
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An oldie but goodie. Biggrin

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