01-10-2013, 08:28 PM
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  • Johnny
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  • Wausau, Wisconsin, USA
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A SHORT... BUT BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met
> before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves
> assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
>
> Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
> both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
>
> At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
>
> 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
> the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
>
> 'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
> that we're married'
>
> 'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
>
> 'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damned blanket.'
>
> After a moment of silence, he farted.
>
> The End

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 01-10-2013, 08:34 PM
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Ok, so the fact that I burst out laughing - does that mean I "recognize" it?

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 01-10-2013, 08:54 PM
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Hee hee! Good one, Johnny!

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 01-11-2013, 06:14 AM
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Love. It. Biggrin

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 01-12-2013, 11:22 AM
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  • Howler
  • A calamophile and vintage razor lover
  • Fort Smith AR
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Hee Hee a good one.

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